*Author Note...I'm American so yeah..so I will use American terms, simple as pie...also virtual pie or pudding for anyone who reviews*

Talking

Thoughts


Phoebe Wolf is Defying Gravity...

I did I promise you notebook of awesome thoughts.

See you know how people trip going downstairs?

Well, I have tripped upstairs, and that my dear paper friend, is talent.

I'm not even at Hogwarts yet.. home sweet home.

Well knowing that you don't have eyes, I shall tell you a little bout me and what I look like.

My name is Phoebe Anne Wolf

I'm 16 years old going into my last year at Hogwarts!

Party of here! Okay that was bad but whatever.

My best friend is...wait for it...Lily Evans. just kidding.

See I don't really have best friends, I do have friends, like Lily and Alice...

Anyway's that's a different story.

I'm 5ft 2 yes I'm short and proud of it.

I have short blonde hair, blue eyes.

But I have a secret dear notebook (I refuse to call you journal)...

Talk about secrets did you know that Remus Lupin is a werewolf.

If course you don't, you're a notebook, you don't have a brain unless...nah

So yeah, Lupin, one of the maunders who are gits besides Remus the nice one, is a werewolf.

How do I know?

They talked about it, right in front of me.

See I have this gift were I am invisible... actually its called a Invisibility

charm, not a cloak, my dad is inventor he made it for me.

Did I mention that my dad is awesome?

Anyway's its a necklace..and its charm to only work for me. Its a deathly hallows charm.

Where was I?

Oh I should tell you about the Maunders...

James Potter: The Deer aka Prongs..the leader: Is in Love with Lily Evans

Sirius Black: Git, King of all Prats: Womanizer...Padfoot aka Dog

Remus Lupin: Totally Awesome, Kind, Werewolf and Moony

Peter ?: Idk his last name...I'm forgetful..Wormtail..rat...I don't trust him...creepy..follows Potter and Black like a lost pet.

So that is them..this is Me and I love apples..

Mum's yelling at me time to go to the Wolf Cave muhhha!


-On Hogwarts Express-

That wasn't a Evil laugh..what was that?

The Wolf Cave really?

This why I should have candy...

So I found a empty one.

I feel like a Hufflepuff..

They are really good finders.

Nothing wrong with Hufflepuff's they are awesome..plus they have common room right by kitchens. Why am I not a Hufflepuff? Is it because I'm weird?

I'm in Gryffindor... for the brave.

I don't understand why am so called "brave" when I'm not.

Oh well it's my seventh year hopefully nothing weird will happen but then the Maunders walk in ...Potter holding hands with Lily, Black with this smirk and lipstick on his check, Peter well eating and Remus reading.

Wait hold the phone...

What does hold the phone mean?

Why do I say it?

No, that's not it...Oh yes Lily holding hands with Potter.

Is the World ending?

"Can we set here, all the other ones are full" said Lily.

I nodded and return to my diary..I mean Notebook!

I'm glad I'm by the window, and Remus sitting next to me at least its not Black.

"So did it hurt" asked Sirius to me.

Did he just?

How 's flirting at me.

"Black, if your trying to flirt with me..it's not going to work..besides that was pretty bad, I mean even Peter can flirt better than you" I said to him.

The Reactions:

Lily, James and Remus tried to hold down there laughter

Peter was shocked that I said Peter is better then Black.

Black looked shocked.

I of course didn't really care and went back to writing.

"Very funny what are you 4th year, your so short" said Black.

He's a git..I don't care if he is kind of good lucking he's a jerk..and I don't like him.

"Black why don't you build a bridge and get over the fact that you are not going to get a girlfriend by being a jerk to girls..someday couple years from now you're going to get up alone and I wish you the best of luck" I Replied.

"Whatever at least I have friends un like you, never notice, never has any friends...at least I have that" Roared Black.

And that's why I'm sitting in the bathroom, with my bag, notebook on my lap, and that's also is why I punch Black, and he is most likely bleeding.

My eye's were red by the fact of him.

I hate Black.. he's worse than slytherins.

I hate how he and his friends walk around Hogwarts, like they own it.

Black being such a git to girls.

It's so wrong.

I hardly get angry but when he is around..gah!

I think I need to cool off, I would most likely get in trouble, this is the 1st fight I really ever got into.


5 hours later

Hogwarts Feast!

I happily put pudding on my plate.

Okay I ate before I came here and I love pudding.

Don't Judge me!

I have my own rights.

Oh Oh Alice is looking at me...

Oh Dumbledore is talking...

Better Go


Common Room.

I'm so tired, but the girls in my dorm aka Alice, Mary, Lily and Marlene are talking.

I want to sleep!

Do they believe in sleep?

I get it they are catching up but really...

Oh here come the Maunders yay!

-note sarcasm notebook-

"How's your Nose Black" I grinned at him.

He gave me a evil look. Than mumbled something aka: I'm Sorry.

Did Black Just say that?

"Fine I forgive you but don't expect to do that the next Black, Cherrio Maunders" I said and ran to the Dorm room

They were still talking so I took a shower came back and they were asleep

YAY SILENCE!

I love silence...

I climbed into bed now in my gryffindor t-shirt and red pj bottoms and smiled.

I was now home.