I know, my creative writing skills are just... There are no words.

"Embry?" Quil asked his long time friend and lover.

"Yes, Quil, darling of my world. Light of my life. Star of my universe."

"Well," Quil sighed, "OUR LOVE IS-A-NO-A-MORE-A."

"Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?" Embry sobbed falling to his knees and lifting his arms in a threatening motion to the sky.

"I'm sorry, Embry. Well, no I'm not. But you see, in an attempt to make things easier I'm going to lie and tell you I still love you and am not in love with someone a... uh... couple... years my junior. Tata Darling."

"Nooooo!" Embry sobbed clutching his pillow and crying all night long.

Suddenly, after several long hours of being... alone with himself and a picture of Quil, a beautiful sound woke Embry from his lost world.

"WAZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPP?" Emily screamed jumping from the ceiling fan.

"WAZZZZZUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP?" Paul echoed jumping out of his wardrobe.

"Bitch, you stole my line." Emily said at Paul throwing an axe at him, playfully of course.

"SHUT UP WOMAN AND BAKE ME SOME FOOD!"

And then from there everyone had some weird sex but then suddenly Katie entered the room with a paint gun
"What the fuck bitch, why are you invading our sexy time." Embry said... still broken hearted of course.

"I want your money?"

"Well you can't have it." One of the unimportant members of the pack said.

Katie pulled an angry face that looked like this: and held the paint gun up once more.

The pack and all the other characters got so scared they gave them the money and Katie skipped away merrily but not before sticking all the sexy characters in her purse so they didn't wander off somewhere.

Katie sent the money to all of the TWIMDB regulars and they all went to there new island where Rick Astley had his own private stage and peformed whenever we wanted, there was a punch-a-miley-cyrus-centre celebrities along the lines of James McAvoy, Edward Norton, Kellan Lutz, Robert Pattinson, Jackson Rathbone, Chase Crawford, David Boreanaz, Cillian Murphy, Christian Bale, Cam Giga-something, Leonardo DiCaprio, Peter F-something-or-other, Taylor Lautner, and all the other sexy celebs walked around with no shirts [Sometimes no pants] on serving to the lovely members every need.

And everyone lived happily ever after.

Apart from Embry.

OH, and P.S. Peewee was there somewhere exciting Amanda and Kylie.