welcome one welcome all to this huge ass question mark that really makes me rethink every other fic ive ever wrote and there is allot ive written and ive not posted so here we go welcome to this some what of a self insert that doesnt know anything about the dxd universe so id like to say this ive based this oc off of my own personality so dont go off at me saying that the responses are completely wrong for someone normal. there fore just read the bitch already.
disclaimer i dont own shit other than Doritos i love Doritos
also im sorry for grammar or spelling mistakes or any normal mistakes i have dyslexia and its the way i write end of story.
All I did was go take out my nanas gross out food into the back where the bush was and nek minute im now in a forest filled with either dead trees or some trees that had some type of plant life on it. Then theres the sky my god the fucking sky is not black and filled with stars noooooo it was purple and red with a blood red moon the fuck am i?
I look around to see if theres anything else around here as I walked around and stopped as I heard sticks cracking I looked behind myself and saw the bushes rustling I didn't move an inch as I watched it move and breathed a sigh of relief as a white snow rabbit jumped out of the bush. Wait white rabbit there better not be a straitjacket on me (song reference!) I looked down not to any on me good.
I turned around and bumped into something soft furry and to my utter horror and confusion it was big. I move my hand to feel the fur as it was really soft and I slowly pull my head up to see the shadowed out of figure of a very big wolfs head. To everyone else they would run instantly to fucking bad im absolutely different since my entire body froze as my muscles wouldn't move an inch as I was paralyzed in fear. I could here it growl as it stepped back and bent its head down and stared me in the eyes as I stared back as my head would not move an inch.
It growled and then turned around as it minded its own business as it didn't look back at me for no other reason as it walked away and as soon as it was out of sight my entire body was able to move now as I could now breath its really annoying that I either freeze up like lizard or gap it as soon as I find something scary as hell. I sighed as I felt my arms felt limp as I just turned around and decided to move off somewhere else where I wont find anything that fucking scary again I don't know but I feel like ive just damn well jinxed myself aint that wonderful!
It 10 minutes of pure fucking hell for me to now find salivation in a fucking cave
Lets start with how I got here
1. After walking away from the wolf, I ended up in lake had to run away from said lake as I saw a bunch of really gross looking mermaids yes they were mermaids I don't give a fuck about that they had teeth on damn teeth im dealing with that shit.
2. After that I ended up finding the weirdest plant ive ever seen all I did know is I made it out of their just in time reason? No im not that cruel to make you live through that one.
3. Guess what happens next boom a small blue dragon looking thing as soon as I saw it I stopped and quickly turned into another direction and walked off. I know it's a baby and looking at the baby made me think dude maybe small but hes more or less in tune with this place so im not dealing with something that has more experience than me.
4. I saw a green slime lost my sweat shirt and half of my shirt I barely made it out alive.
And finally here I am in the cave as I took large breaths of air as I ran away from that thing. I didn't really think about what was in here so I just walked right in with only wearing a pair of black track suit pants, the top half of my blue and white t shirt. I quickly made it through and completely realised how damn stupid I am right now since there was only plain darkness and I don't have any form of light source aint that fucking great.
So I blindly walked into a dark cave not my best choice but I had no other choice so I kept walking on until I tripped over a random rock or something and fell on my face "ow" I said out loud as I pushed my self up and rubbed my face I felt blood going down from my nose as I wipe it knowing there was nothing for me to do right now so I quickly took the rest of my shirt off and held up to my nose to try and stop the bleeding. "ah man now im bleeding great" I said as I blocked my nose. I suddenly heard growling and movement and shaking and the ground seemed to move a bit as I sat down.
And suddenly I felt like I was being lifted into the air as I used my other hand to kep me from falling over and the ground felt really smooth and warm. I heard growmling again as I looked behind me to see a very big glowing blue eye stared at me as I just stopped as my entire mind went a blank.
It growled as it just stared at me and suddenly talked "who are you and why are you in my cave?" it asked in a very rough voice as I managed to respond "I uh well I just walked in with out knowing you lived here" I said as the glowing blue just blinked at me "care to explain why you are here then?" it asked as I nodded slowly "um well I sigh this will be a long story" I said as the eye moved up and down telling me it was nodding its head "I have time" it said as I nodded and sat cross legged on what I guessed was its hand, "well it all started with….
And from there on out I told it what had happened even the damn slime incident. It started to laugh in place as I felt like I was pouting "it aint damn funny it was fucking scary weird and felt like I was in one of those damn tentacle porn hentai thing gross" I said as I felt myself shiver in remembering the weird images oh the fucking horrible things. I shook my head of those thoughts and focused on the thing in front of me "and from there on out I walked into this cave cause I didn't want to deal with any more of this mess and well I met you there that's how I got here" I said the eye moved again.
"hmmmm that is quite the story there human" it said as I looked up to it "uh sorry I never introduced myself the names Hamish Williamson and your name is?" I asked as I introduced myself "my name has always be known as many beings as one of the five kings I am the known by the angels and devils as a walking hell im known for destrying everything in my path and killed many of their for my own enjoyment I am the known as the chaos karma dragon Tiamat" it said as I saw blue fire shoot high in the air showing me that I was in the clawed hand of a very big blue western dragon as the blue fire had eliminated the cave in blue light.
To be honest I was more in awe than scared right now, the now named Tiamat looked right at me as I stared back. And now there goes my awe and here comes unrelenting fear as I stared wide eyed at the dragon in front of me. "ok wow quite the introduction you have there you've been practising" I asked as the dragon looked like it was embaressed "oh yeah sorry was it too much?" Tiamat asked as it looked like the giant ass dragon was blushing? "uhhh not really actually it was pretty intimidating considering how big and scary you are " I said as Tiamat looked back at me with hope?
"am I really that scary?" Tiamat asked as I smiled and nodded "you have got to be the scariest damn thing ive ever seen (if I don't mention my mum)" Tiamat looked a little prideful in my sentence as its looked right at me. "I like you human and ive never seen or met anyone like you so how about I cut you an interesting deal?" Tiamat asked as I looked perplexed "ok whats the deal?" I asked not really sure where this will be going as I don't know how but I felt Tiamat smile or grin at me "well its more of a bet if you can stay on my back for 20 seconds without falling off while im flying I'll officially become your familiar and a real one not like how the devils do their contracts but a true contract" Tiamat said as I nodded I no longer had my shirt over my nose as I thought id quickly wrapped it around my neck and knotted it in place.
"ok ok but what if I lose?" I asked as I felt tiamats grin grow wider as its eyes looked directly at me "you either die from the fall but if I feel generous I could save you and then you'll be my slave for eternity and if your going to ask about your own life span don't worry I'll make you into a half dragon as you'll gain your own scales and wings and some of the power of a dragon but you'll still look like a dragon so how about it you can win twice and lose once" Tiamat said in a happy tone as I just stared at its eyes blankly until I sighed again "meh screw you got a deal" I said with a smirk as Tiamat started to laugh and then quickly stood up and placed me on top of its head.
I stumbled for a bit but I manged to sit down and stay in place as it moved its entire body as it moved back to the entrance entrance I closed my eyes as I saw the light and then I opened them and saw the we were now out side I felt Tiamat shake its body as it suddenly spreaded its wings "I hope your ready cause this flight will change allot of things" Tiamat said as I rolled my eyes "yeah yeah yeah are we still on the ground" I said feeling a little cocky "don't get cocky now I could still just eat you now and go back to sleep" I shut my up knowing to stop there (for now).
"alright three two one" tiamat counted down and suddenly launched me and her into the sky, I then started to count as I felt Tiamat move in the air as it moved its body around as it tried to shake me off I quickly grabbed to one of its horns to keep me from flying. As Tiamat suddenly did so pretty adavaced flying as I held on tight Tiamat suddenly did a loop d loop as I felt my grip slipping damn sweaty hands. I remove one hand and wiped it on my pants as I quickly place my hand back on the horn as I wiped my other hand. I soon stopped counting as Tiamat started to do barrel rolls and now im dizzy but that didn't stop me from holding on tightly to its horn as Tiamat suddenly stopped and grunted as it flew into the air above the dark clouds as we were now flying slowly and gently.
"and times up you still up there human" Tiamat called as I slowly breathed in and out "YEAH IM HERE!" I shouted as Tiamat started to chuckle "human you surprise me" Tiamat said as it kept flying "yeah and how did I do that I know its has nothing to do with my friendly personality" I said to myself not expecting Tiamat to here as it chuckled "I guess your right there now lets get this contract over with now" Tiamat said as it flew back down to the ground as I was still holding on tight as Tiamat landed and leaned its head down as I let go and jumped off onto the ground.
"phew that took allot out of me" I said to myself as I looked back at Tiamat as its eyes stared back at me, "we had bet and you won human so I'll reward you with making you my master as I will be your familiar" Tiamat said as it lowered its head down wards until it was my level "get ready human this may hurt for a bit" Tiamat said as suddenly it brethed out fire directly at me as I couldn't run away as it suddenly engulfed me. I felt like I should have been yelling or seething in pain but all I felt was a nice warmth as it suddenly condenced into my right arm and oh theres the pain my right hand suddenly felt like it was set on fire as I gritted in pain as fell onto my knees as I clutched my arm with my left hand.
It lasted what felt like eternity but to my guess it was most likely was 10 seconds at best as the sudden pain was now gone as I stop gritting my teeth I felt exhausted but also pretty good as well I opened my eyes and looked my right hand to see it was now covered in what id call moari tattoos but considering not many of you know what they are I'll just call them tribal tattoos. I flexed my hand feeling pretty weird by it as I looked back at Tiamat as it stared at me with satisfaction "and now you are officially my master as I am you familiar congratulations you are the first human in all of history to ever get a dragon king as myself to become someones familiar" Tiamat said as I stared at it and shrugged "you don't sound so pleased" I said as Tiamat nodded "that's correct as im actually blood bound to follow every order you say every single one no matter how veil it is or degrading it is"
I just stared at Tiamat like I was looking at a crazy person "so if I told you kill someone you'd do it" I asked as Tiamat nodded. "ok this is serious well heres my first order then" I said with up most seriousness as Tiamat stared at me afraid as hell "do what you want when ever you want up to you what want to do its known of my business what you want to do unless you tell me but again up to you" as I said this Tiamat just stared at me blankly as I smirked at it. "now that's out of the way tell me could you kindly tell me WHERE THE FUCK AM I!?" I yelled as I felt my calm cool attuide just slip as I stared at Tiamat as I saw its body shake a little it started to giggle then it turned into a full blown laugh.
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i hope you all liked it
song refrences
1. white rabbit by Egypt central
2. gospal by rusty cage the other title is 'there isnt any god'
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