Hey guys! Here's my first ever pure-dialogue shot. Hopefully you guys like it…

Rated T for suggestive content and a curse word. Nothing too intense.

Disclaimer: I do not own Kickin' It.

"Guess who?"

"I know it's you, Brewer."

"Clever Kimmy."

"Shut up Jack. We may be dating, but that does not reserve you any right to call me Kimmy."

"Anyway, you know how we've been dating for a while?"

"Ten months and seven days."

"Genius. Well, you see, I think… it's time."

"Whoa, wait, what?! Kim, we're sixteen – no, we are not going to do that, I have my restrictions as awesome as I am –"

"I'm not talking about that you idiot!"

"That hurt Kim."

"Sorry Jack."

"I was talking about meeting my parents."

"Oh."

"Ohhh…"

"Yep."

"Meeting your parents? Kim, I'm not sure if I'm ready to meet your parents."

"And why's that?"

"Well, it's just that… they sound pretty fierce, from how you describe them."

"Well, yeah. So?"

"What if they don't approve of… us? Does that mean we can't date, or…? I mean, where would that place us?"

"So you're not actually worried about meeting my parents, you're just worried they'll deny you the opportunity to date yours truly and we'll resort to become Romeo and Juliet?"

"Yes."

"That's so stupid."

"Well sorry for caring."

"Oh shit. You're right."

"Hmm mm."

"What if they don't agree…? No – my parents are perfectly rational people. They will accept our relationship, despite – no wait."

"Despite what?"

"Uh, nothing."

"Kim, I shall tickle you to death until you tell me."

"No."

"You asked for it."

"Okay! Fine! Jack! I'll tell you!"

"Excellent."

"So you see, my parents aren't exactly… into you."

"Well I hope not."

"Well not in that way!"

"Go on."

"Ever since I was little, they wanted me to be a perfect little princess with a halo over her head, and –"

"Shouldn't it be a tiara? I mean you are a 'perfect little princess' –"

"JACK!"

"Sorry."

"Anyway, basically when I started karate, the idea horrified them. And it still does. In fact, I saw a few beauty pageant forms on my mom's desk the other day."

"Oh gross."

"Exactly. So anyway, if they see that I'm now dating Jack Brewer, the most aggressive and skillful fighter there is –"

"Aw, shucks."

"- can you imagine how they'll react? I'm dating a guy who willingly gets into fights, for god's sake!"

"Whaaaaaat? Pssh – I don't –"

"You punched Mike in the nose the other day after he tried to hit on me."

"Because I care Kimmy."

"And that's sweet. But my parents can't know about stuff like that. Correction – they already know."

"Ah."

"So basically, I have to convince them that you're not a psychopathic, karate-obsessed, egoistical maniac, and that you're actually a really nice and protective person who just cares an excessive amount about karate."

"Gee, thanks."

"Actually, you'll be doing most of the work."

"What?"

"Oh come on, as if you didn't see it coming."

"Ah."

"So when am I going to meet your parents?"

"Uh… here's the awkward part…"

"Kim…"

"I've already told them you'll be seeing them tomorrow night…"

"Jack! Please! Stop tickling me!"

And there you go, my first ever pure-dialogue shot. Hope you enjoyed it. Feel free to drop a review :)

-Sienna

PS: There is a potential sequel… *waggling eyebrows mysteriously*