(A/N: I felt bored and the idea popped into my head 'cause I was wondering how Al would look like as a girl, so I just had to do it… I know it, I have a sick, weird, and totally messed up mind, but if you look on the bright side, I can come up with (possibly) great (okay, I'm pushing it, just good) stories and funny ones because of that! -)


Chapter 1: What did you say?!?

It was a boring, quiet and uneventful day (so far) and Mustang had just told the Elric brothers to come to his office. When they arrived, chaos ensued. Mustang told Al about his mission and that Ed couldn't come and that if Ed tried to go with Al, he would be burnt to a crisp. So, there was a loud shouting match and Mustang got kicked between the legs (if you know what I mean) and Ed stormed out of the office and Al followed his brother. The next day, Ed and Al were ordered, and by the fuhrer no less, go back and obey Mustang. Ed grudgingly did so, his brother still following him. That gets us to now:

Mustang is speaking to Ed and Al and Hawkeye and Havoc are In the office with them.

"Al, for your mission, you are to protect a certain girl by the name of Ginny Weasley (Harry got Dumbledore to do this 'cause Harry was worried 'bout her an Ginny already has Harry, she doesn't need Al too, it will not be an Al/Ginny fic, I repeat NOT and Mustang didn't say this) and learn more about this Hogwarts place and report to me, got that?"

"Yes, sir."

"But, since your charge is a girl, and for my own amusement too, you will have to pretend to be a girl."

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?"

"Quiet Fullmetal. The headmaster of the school knows of this and has made special arrangements for Alphonse and the reason why I picked Alphonse instead of you, Fullmetal, no matter how much pleasure it would cause me to see you look like a girl, Alphonse has a girlier voice (it's true) and he looks more like his mom. Hawkeye and Havoc will make Alphonse look like a girl and Edward, we have to take some pictures of you and Alphonse so that no one will wonder why you're not interested in guys. Just pretend Fullmetal is your boyfriend. That's it, so, Riza, Havoc, get Alphonse ready."

"Yes, Colonel."


(A/N: I know that it's short, but please don't get angry, 'cause short chapters means faster updates, sometimes…)