Prepared to do anything

One wonders what Torchwood requires

When evaluating new hires

Of course you need skill

But your chances are nil

Less you tend to bisexual desires.

The Doctor

The Doc's got a fear of romance

And an ironclad grip on his pants

Tho' Jack, Martha, and Rose

Would curl his toes

If only he'd ask them to dance

Time Agents

For two twenty-first century guys,

Retro milit'ry duds seem unwise.

'Cuz if they were compelled

To not ask and not tell,

Jack and John would soon blow their disguise.

Ianto

The first time his boss made a pass

Dear Ianto thought him a bit crass

But now Captain Jack nude

Puts him in a lewd mood

A most pleasant pain in the ass.

Owen

In the face of impending disaster

There's no one than Owen who's faster

To propose wild sex

Although in his defense

Toshiko'd say yes if he asked her.

Gwen

This was neither the time nor the place

But Gwen seemed to have mislaid her mace

Though when caught in a morgue

With a killer cyborg

Who knew Owen would try for first base?


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