Prepared to do anything
One wonders what Torchwood requires
When evaluating new hires
Of course you need skill
But your chances are nil
Less you tend to bisexual desires.
The Doctor
The Doc's got a fear of romance
And an ironclad grip on his pants
Tho' Jack, Martha, and Rose
Would curl his toes
If only he'd ask them to dance
Time Agents
For two twenty-first century guys,
Retro milit'ry duds seem unwise.
'Cuz if they were compelled
To not ask and not tell,
Jack and John would soon blow their disguise.
Ianto
The first time his boss made a pass
Dear Ianto thought him a bit crass
But now Captain Jack nude
Puts him in a lewd mood
A most pleasant pain in the ass.
Owen
In the face of impending disaster
There's no one than Owen who's faster
To propose wild sex
Although in his defense
Toshiko'd say yes if he asked her.
Gwen
This was neither the time nor the place
But Gwen seemed to have mislaid her mace
Though when caught in a morgue
With a killer cyborg
Who knew Owen would try for first base?
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