Isiah: What up?! Isiah and Tom here!
Tom: What up?!
Isiah: And welcome to Mateo's Diss Track! Another fun story here for your guys' entertainment. And it was great idea I got from YouTube.
Tom: I'm just hype about another fun random story.
Isiah: Yeah, sure. Now Mateo's in the booth about to do his diss track. Let's check it out.
Mateo's Diss Track
*rap beat starts*
Mateo: Yo
Yeah
Roast your enemy
Victor and Carla Del-Nitwits I hate you
Alright, first off, you tall and lanky foolish piece of shit
Clean your face off, cause I see is old scratch marks and zits
Why do you walk, talk, and act like that? We all know you're a gay kid
And if we're talking about your skin, you really need Proactive
You dumb brainless tough boy, you can never get a beard to grow
Adventure in the Kingdom suits died 3 years ago
Do you want beef, cause this is something like that
How is your head so big and round, and your nose so big and flat?
Vic Delgado, please, more like Vic Del-Suburbs
The jewels or the drum wand? I'm not sure which one's worse
You suck on Nightmare's series too, I don't know how your part of it
And your whole entire life was from a pizza boy starter kit
I see you with Shuriki, and it's bad enough for me
That her personality's sick, now you offer her baby dick?
Man that woman's only with you for your child support and nachos
And when she goes back home, she spends each night with a malvago
With a malvago
With a malvago
With a malvago
And when I mean a malvago, I'm sure talking about Fiero
That's what I heard kid. That's what I heard kid
Uh. Yeah. You getting burned kid
That's what I heard kid. That's what I heard kid
Yo Carla, you up next, so I hope you're ready for this
You and Marimonda made your debuts last year
But she has 30 million views and you have 10 mil. Oh dear
Do the math, you fuckin' useless. That's what your people do
That's 20 million people that knows she's better than you
And you're only getting views when you show your butt and boobs
But we all know that deep down that no guys be touching you
Got a baby-faced head with a body of the homeless
And you're never gonna be a royal, I think you should really stop it
You use to be so raw, now you've really gone soft
And that black robe's looking stupid, you should really take it off
Every time Elena fights you, you be ducking like a bitch
We know your father's cover, just admit you have a dick
See friends you'll never have cause nobody really likes you
And peace you won't achieve cause everybody wants to kill you
Marriage you won't have, cause nobody wants to marry you
And family you don't have, cause your father just disowned you, kid
KID!
I HATE YOU!
*rap beat ends*
As soon as the beat stopped, Elena, Naomi, and Gabe clapped and cheered Mateo for his diss track. Mateo came out of the booth and left the studio with his friends.
"Boy, I sure hope the Delgados don't try to kill me for dropping that diss track on them," Mateo said not seeing a coach being him and his friends. The window rolled down revealing Victor and Carla with AK-47's.
"YOU CROSSED THE LINE DE ALVA," Victor said before shooting at the other coach.
Isiah/Tom: Dang!
Isiah: Hmm. Guess the Delgados get triggered when it comes to raps being thrown at them.
Tom: Oh you think?
Isiah: Yeah, but anyways, we hope you guys enjoyed this short random story of ours. We have another one on its way also. So be on the lookout for that.
Tom: Please don't forget to leave a nice review. No hateful or rude comments please. We love you guys. Thanks for supporting us everyday. See y'all later. Holla at your boys! Yeah!
Isiah: As always, until the next story.
