This is a sequel to LaLu Going Traditional:
Cana Alberona looked extremely drunk and was totally flopping over Laxus Dreyar. Ever since Laxus and Lucy got married, she was the one sulking in the background. "How can I lose to that virgin, she got all lucky and scored such a high goal in one shot," she thought. Alcohol had shut down the conscious part of her brain, after seeing the couple all lovey-dovey in the fashion boutique. She no longer cared that Laxus was married, she must have him right NOW!
"Hey, didn't I tell you to lay off the booze?" Laxus asked, his face concerned, but did not push Cana away. "Who... Hic... Are you... Hic... To order me... Hic... Around?" the drunkard bit back as hard as she could. He knew it was pointless arguing with a drunken woman, stating the fact that she was drunk would have been futile too. "GARH... You really should go home," Laxus said, his face displaying annoyance. "How... Hic... Am I supposed to... Hic... Go home like this?" Cana asked. "Aren't you living with your dad now that you've basically found each other?" he responded to her question with another question. "Nah, I am... Hic... An independent... Hic... Woman," she answered proudly. "Yeah, yeah, very independent of you to be like this. Were you counting on me to rescue you when you drop, huh?" he asked angrily. The bar was too noisy, so they both agreed on relocating.
Laxus carried Cana out of the bar and asked, "Where do you live? You could at least tell me that." Cana gave him the exact address in the form of a note. He turned himself into lightning, still carrying her and flashed out of the scene.
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There was a Pentagram hanging off the door in front of Laxus, and a sign stating, "Closed." He turned and asked Cana, "So you open this kind of shop eh?" Cana gave him a quick reply, "What if I do?" At least she stopped hiccuping, perhaps the electricity helped? He took his first cautious step into the apartment. It was small, but sufficiently spacious. There were exotic, intriguing objects with spiritual significance hanging off the walls, especially the one tied to her bed, it was a dream catcher. He moved in swiftly and reached out in an attempt to touch the dream catcher, but Cana abruptly slapped the back of his wrist. "Hands off!" She snapped. Laxus withdrew his hand, looked back and asked, "So you do Card Reading for a living?" She gave him an are-you-an-idiot sort of look and said, "Get real, dude, you know perfectly what kind of magic I use. It would be a surprise for me to not do THIS for a living!" The mighty Laxus Dreyar rarely showed respect to/for anything, but this room struck him with awe. He checked other rooms too, out of curiosity, they were all connected by ancient religious symbols, one common theme. There was a lingering fragrance... Soooooo soothing~ Lavendar! There really was more to Cana Alberona than it met his eyes.
Suddenly, while Laxus was still inspecting the different decks she was having on display through some glass containers, he felt someone hugging him from behind. "Please, stay with me," it was Cana's voice and she was sobbing. "Fine," he muttered to himself.
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"How many times have you and Cana done it?" Gildarts grabbed Laxus by the collar. "Wha!? Who told you that?" Laxus panicked a little. "My daughter told me everything while she was drunk," the angry father said. "Ah, I should have known," Laxus responded, this time much more calmly. "What are you gonna do about it, huh?" Gildarts pulled Laxus closer. Then, there was an awkward silence. "Well, you are lucky as you can legally marry 4 women in Fiore, so then I'll let you off the hook if you marry her as your second wife. I won't tolerate any lower ranking than that, got it?" he added.
"But she wasn't a virgin when we were doing it for the first time, and she was the one who..." Laxus complained. "Who cares? You're the first man I KNOW who did this to Cana when we have officially declared our relationship as father and daughter! My role is to protect my daughter's honour, and I am doing that right now!" Gildarts interrupted, threatening to send him flying with a good old uppercut.
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"Great, now I have to be married to a drunkard. I hope Lucy wouldn't mind, after all, they seem to be close friends," Laxus was muttering to himself before entering his mansion. Lucy said in a traditional Japanese manner, "Welcome back." She was sitting on the floor several metres in front of him, wearing a maid uniform. "I'm home," Laxus responded in a conventional manner as well. Then, he went straight to the bathroom, dragging Lucy along. "Eh?" Lucy exclaimed. "I've got an urgent issue to discuss with you," he said as he shut the door behind them in the bathroom.
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This story is NOT one-off, so you'll see another chapter. How does Lucy feel about Laxus marrying a second wife? What will become of the Laxana wedding? It would be very different from the LaLu wedding, I tell ya. I will be sure to fill up the space so Laxus ends up with 4 wives in the end. Good luck with your wild guesses.
