This is the very first Men in Black crossover Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ever!. I don't own any characters from MIB or TMNT, and this the Nickelodeon version. Enjoy!
Chapter 1
In the middle of the night as the moon was full and looking pretty, a truck driver who was carrying illegal immigrants to New York City to find a better life in America.
As the driver saw the sign to New York City, he also saw two immigrant police cars blocking the entrance. "Ah, man we got trouble". said the Truck driver, pulling over to the side of the road and turned off the engine.
Then one of the police officer's walked up to the driver with his flash light. "What's in the back?". he asked already knowing the answer. "I just have some trading goods and that's it". said the Truck driver lying about it. The office just smiled and said "Nice try. Now, let me see them". With a sigh the driver went to the back of the truck, and then open the door showing immigrants who were trying to stay warm.
"Alright, everyone get out of the truck and get into a file line. Please and thank you". said the Officer as the people did what they were told, as they got out of the truck. Before the police officer was about to do his job, suddenly a car came up in front of them and pull into a stop.
Then as the car was turned off, two female teens came out of the car wearing black ninja gear. "Um, I'm sorry but aren't you kids should be at home?. It is a school night". said the police officer. "That's not the first time someone ask that question to us, and it never gets old. Where form the Immigration Office from South Central, and we got a report about illegal transportation". said Karai, pulling out a fake badge.
As she put her badge up she began walking down and looking at the Immigrants and then ask "Which one do you think is the prize winner, Shinigami?". Karai asked with a smile. Shinigami was shaking her head and said "It's hard to say Karai". After that Karai went right ahead and started speaking to each person in Spanish as each person responded knowing what she said.
Then Karai stopped at the last person who was a strong silent type, and spoke in Spanish "You look pretty ugly. Will you get mad if I punch you in your ugly face?". she asked. The guy just started laughing thinking she was telling him a joke, Karai then said in Spanish "You don't know a tap bit of Spanish do you?". the guy continue to laugh making Shinigami laugh as well.
"It looks like we got our winner Karai". she said laughing, as Karai laughed as well and said "Alright everyone you guys can go back to the truck, and I hope you will love NY as much as I do". When everyone was getting back into the truck, the guy who couldn't speak Spanish was trying to escape but Shinigami caught him by the arm. "Oh, you're not going anywhere amigo. If you excuse us office we need to have private chat with our friend here, and you guys can go back to doing your job". she said pushing the guy away from the truck, as she, Karai, and the guy was about to go to the off road in the cactus field to talk.
The officer didn't like it that a bunch of teens telling him what to do. "Hey, hey wait a minute kids you can't". Karai turned around to look at him with seriousness and said "Sir, don't tell us to wait a minute. Cause you have no idea on what you're dealing with". After that being said they went to the cactus field to handle business, while the Officer's were seating back on their car wondering who where those teenagers. "You know something. There's no such thing as the Immigrant Office from South Central". said the other Officer.
At the cactus field the guy was looking at both Karai and Shinigami knowing that this wasn't going to end well for him. "You really think that you're going to sneak in after you just broke out of prison?". asked Shinigami with a serious look. "Hey, it was worth the shot". said the guy. Karai then said "Turn off the disguised device, Neutralizer".
The guy then press the button on his arm and immediately changed back into his real look, a big alien Neut. "You NIB scums will never leave alone, can you?". Neutralizer asked. "Not on your life Neutralizer. Tell me something, I have you realize how many laws that you just broke as of now?". asked Shinigami. Neutralizer then said "Mmmm, let me think. it's two right?".
"Not even close. It's fifty, one for stealing weapon gear from prison, two for putting everyone at risk at traveling here, and so on". Karai said crossing her arms. Neutralizer just laugh at that and said "Fifty?. Oh, that has got to be a joke and this have got to be a false report". Little did they know that the Officer was ease dropping on top of the hill, seeing a real live alien in front of his eyes.
"Look let's get this over with, I want to relax at HQ after this. Now, give us the disguise cloaking device and put your hands where we can see them". said Shinigami, who was not in the mood. With a sigh, Neutralizer gave the device to Karai and put his hands up, then suddenly they heard rocks falling down making them look up and saw the Officer.
"Ah, crap". said Karai knowing their cover was blown, as the Neutralizer put down his arms knowing that he see too much and getting ready to kill him, as he roared at them. Shinigami was about to take out her blaster but Neutralizer push her down and started running towards the Officer, who was scared out of his mind.
"Shinigami shoot him!". yell Karai, but Shinigami have problems with her gun as it doesn't want to work. Neutralizer turn his head and see she was having trouble and kelp on running towards the guy. "Shinigami!". screamed Karai as she looked at the Neutralizer as he ready to pounce. As he did pounced at the office, he was blasted into millions of multicolor goop.
The blast was fired by Karai as she put her weapon back an then call for clean up. About five minutes the clean up crew were out burning the remains of the Neutralizer with flame throwers, as for the Officer who was covered in goop told the other officer's on what just happened. This gave Karai the chance to flash their memories, and walked up to them.
"Alright, you guys just calm closer and I'll will explain everything". she said pulling out her long sliver device and said "This here is what we call back at HQ, the standard neuralizar in which is one cool device. All that I have to do is set the hours, weeks, and years and you guys have to look straight into that red light". Then the Officer's did as they were instructed an looked at the red light, then the one covered in goop looked at Karai and ask "Who are really?".
Karai put on her black ray bans on and said "I'm just a figment of your imagination". Then with a click of the button, the red light flashed at them and wiped their memories of today. Karai put up her neutralizer and shades and then smile at loving this part of the job. "You guys should be lucky that gas tank didn't kill you idiots". she said as the Officers snapped out of there trance.
"What gas tank?". asked one of the Officer. "The gas tank that was located in cactus field, I mean come on you guys should know when there's a gas leak you shouldn't try to fix and let a professional do it. I mean look at you". said Karai pointed at the guy in goop. "Me?". he asked.
Karai who was enjoying this but keeping a straight face as she continue on "Yeah you, the one who thought it was smart enough to fire a gun at the tank. To me that's just plain old stupid, now if guys would get yourselves checked out by one of clean up crew and you'll be on your way. Good night".
After that the Officers did what they were told, while Karai was walking away from them and took a seat on the stone bench beside Shinigami who was looking at the stars. "This was my third strike wasn't it?". she asked knowing what that means. With a sigh, Karai said "Yeah it was buddy. This is going to hurt me more than its going to hurt you". not wanting to erase her best friends memory and decommissioned her from NIB.
Shinigami just smiled and said "There lovely aren't they?. The stars". Karai looked at the stars knowing it was one her best friends favorite thing to look at. "Yeah they are beautiful tonight". she said putting on her shades, and then taking out her neuralizer and setting it up. "The only thing about this is that I'm going to miss the adventure". said Shinigami as she looked down at the neuralizer. "And you won't". said Karai as neuralized Shinigami's entire memories.
Meanwhile in the city of New York, a teen was running from two cops and a junior cop. The junior cop was none other than April O'Neill as she was running the guy down. "Freeze!". she said catching up to him, as her mentors where over weight as they stopped running to catch their breaths.
Then April pushed the teen up against the wall and pull out her junior badge. "Do you see this?!. This badge is to let you know that I will kick your butt, if necessary". she said pushing him very close to the wall. "Look girl we're not safe. His coming from me". said the teen with fear in his eyes. "Well, yeah then that case I have beat your friends butt too". said April trying to put the handcuffs on him, but the teen ran up against the wall and jumped over April and ran for it.
"Hey, get back here!". said April chasing him down, as the teen somehow started speed crawling up the building like he was Spiderman, making April look in disbelief. Then she shot the glass door down and went inside to catch up with him, and when the teen reached the roof he went to the door to open it.
But when he did, he was greeted by April holding her hand gun in front him. "Don't make me use it. Because I will". she said moving forward as the teen moved back, and immediately pulled out his alien gun. With quick reflexes, April side kicked out of his hand as the gun hit the ground an exploded into pieces and evaporated into thin air.
"Where did you get that gun?". April asked, making him put his hands up. "You don't understand his coming for us. This planet is no longer safe, because I fail him and now his coming to kill me". said the teen, as he shocked April by blinking his eyes differently.
"Hey, look everything is going to be alright. Just come away from the edge of the roof, and we can get those eyes fix". said April, trying to keep the guy calm but he was shaking his head as walked very close to the edge and fall on purpose. "No!". yelled April, running to late to save him as he was the ground dead.
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