Hi RemiJay here this is my full complete fan fiction, I don't own any of the Twilight characters SM does. So this is for all the anti- Bella fans. I hope you enjoy.

Jake Pov

Oh my god she was getting on my nerves. Edward this and Edward that, I just wanted to yell at her "Bitch he dumped your ass, he not coming back so suck it the fuck up and get out!" but I knew I couldn't do that Billy and Charlie would have my ass. So I just sat there and listen. Why couldn't this be the day that she just sat and didn't say anything, just watch me work on my car. Ugh! Someone shoot me now. Better yet shoot her.

"Jake are you listening to, Me." she whined

"Huh, oh yeah." I answer and rolled my eyes

Just then the door swung open and in came a girl with a bow and arrow. She was probley 5ft 7 inches maybe 135lbs, olive skin, gray eyes and hair pulled back into a long braid. Man she was hot. Before I knew it she raised the bow and sent the arrow flying. The arrow lodge itself deep into the side of Bella head. Thank fucking god.

Just than a cloud with lights appeared

Hal-le-lu-jah! Hallelujah Hallelujah H-al-le-lu-jahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

THE END!