This story is set at the beginning of Vampires of Venice, when the doctor pops out of the cake to tell Rory that Amy has kissed him. The Doctor mentions a stripper named Lucy that is outside. This is from her point of view.

Lucy stood outside the bar in her bikini. It was cold. But she needed the work. Her mother had been disappointed in her when she found out she was stripping, but what else could she do? She had failed all of her exams and stripping paid enough as long as she stayed pretty.

She supposed stripping was ok. It was a self-esteem boost as long as the men didn't get too rowdy. Stripping was a career. And that was it. Lucy longed for someone. A man to ward away the loneliness. She wanted adventure. Her life was too boring. The only thing that kept it together was one night stands and insulin shot for her diabetes.

"Hello! Is this Rory Williams stag party?" A man wearing a bow tie and a tweed blazer asked.

"I suppose so…I'm only here to pop out of the cake."

"Yes…well I have to do that now…"

"WHAT? I got paid to do it.""No. no. no. It's all fun and shenanigans. I'll pop in and tell him. Oh and then ask them for an jumper for you."

"Tell him what?"

"That his fiancee kissed me. She used to be a kissogram, you know?"

"And you think that's a good idea?"

"Of course. Just shenanigans. I'm the Doctor, by the way"

He climbed into the cake and popped down as two men began to push it into the bar.

"I'm Lucy!" I called out as the strangest man I had ever met got wheeled away.