Hey it's Me Lil! Now this is a story not to be thought of as good, I am kinda suffering from writers block and I read somewhere that if you write whatever comes to your mind you can cure it!

I have read this to my Brother and he said to put this on fanfiction... SO I DID!

NOW ENJOY THIS PIECE OF CRAP!
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LE-EVIL-LINE

My name is Sarah Spogglewash and i am a spoon inventor i have made a lot of spoons but knives are my favourite, I have 17 dogs and one cat who's name is Mr Personcat and he says moo, also I am a vampire. Everyday when I wake up I do a dance to wake me up so that I can go spoon inventing. Oh would you look at that I just got a text from my Boss saying that I'm fired. Oh well, now I have to sell my dogs and cat so I go to the pet shop were he says my dogs an cat are a piece of crap but gives me 9 euros anyways. Outta this money I buy 8 scratch cards and a packet of crisps i take one of the crisps outta the bag and scratch the cards with it .When I'm on my last card my BFF Daisy comes up to me... she is also homeless ... "Watcha doin?" She askes me, I look up at her and say "I'm homeless and I want to scratch my card" So she lets me. I scratch it and It's two 1000000000000000000000000's I think this is a big piece of crap that is designed to make me lose so I throw it away. a guy picks it up and scrtches the last number and screams halelujah and jumps for joy. I ask him "What is wrong with you?" and he says he just won 1000000000000000000000000 I then tackle him to the ground and steal it. He mumbles something about never trusting a homeless person so I give him the british finger. Daisy walks with me over to the bank an i get my money ...

Three years later

I have a big Mansion and three waitors called Tulio and 14 maids all called She-she, wierd huh? Well anyways I go to my pool and jump in only to find that it is frozen over because it is the middle of December.

I then go inside and drink some choco wen I get a text it is from my ex boss saying that he wants me back at the spoon factory. I text back 'go f**k yourself' but he said 'I will do it for you' wich is wierd because he is a fifty year old man... I black out suddenly and wake up with a bag over my head somebody takes it off and I see Patrick Lee and Larten Crepsley in front of me, I piss myself and shit my dior chanel 1000 euro one of a kind pants and realise that Larten has a knife in his hand he drives it into my belly... but it doesnt go in he suddenly proclaims his love for me and we get married the next day and I can have children so we have 14 babies... THE END... NOT... suddenley Mr tiny jumps into the fridge and comes out saying "ITS A TRAP" Suddenly Randel Chayne, Gannen Harst, Steve Leopard and Daisy jumps outta nowere and kills all my babies and Mr Peoplecat 2 then Randel and Larten fights to the death and nobody wins, they both die and i have a heart attack ... THE END... NOT

No POV

When everyone is dead Steve and Daisy passsionately make out and have loads of babies because daisy can have babies too and Gannen then buys a pineapple hat and does the makarena... THE END... SERIOUSLY

TADA

THE END... FINALY

And that is what happens when I get writers block yeah...

Anyways if you surprisingly like this story please review if you don't... well still review T

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Lil xxx