A team 8 humor story based on Gods-dragon's story "Soup Bugs" almost like a sequel.
DiScLaMiEr: I don't own, Lock, Jink, Naruto, or it characters! How ever I do own Ding! XD
) the goofy bugs return (
It was a bright after noon, and team just got back from an E-raked mission. They had to clean a mansion, and they were there the whole morning, and they did a good job! Since they did such a good job, Kurenai treated them. Hinata got a salad, Shino got a glass of vegetable juice, Kurenai got a glass of water, and Kiba got a steak and an orange soda. "Oh man! This morning felt like it was never gonna end!" Kiba moaned. "We would have gotten done sooner if you hadn't of you haven't played around so dang on much…" Shino said. Kiba laughed "Ha, your just mad cause I splashed you with water, you know Shino…your no fun!" Shino sighed "Well you smell." Kiba ate a piece of his steak, and toke a big gulp of drink "Did you say something Shino?!" Kiba asked. "No, nothing at all…" Shino said. "Ok! Hey have you guys heard a good blonde joke lately?!" Kiba asked his fellow team mates.
"N-no…"
"…nope…"
"Ok! There is a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead! The brunette said "I'm gonna have a boy because my man was on top!" the redhead said "I'm gonna have a girl because my man was on the bottom!" and blonde the blonde started to cry. The redhead and the brunette asked "What's wrong?" the blonde said "I'm gonna have puppies!" Kiba started laughing, and Shino and Hinata just sat there stood. "…Kiba…that's not funny…" Shino said. "Well, it must be! Hinata is giggling!" Kiba growled at Shino. Kiba was right, Hinata was giggling, giggling like crazy! "Hinata…you thought that was funny?" Shino asked the giggly Hinata. "N-no-he he- I'm laugh-laughing-ha ha-…because-he ha-something is tickling-he he- me…he ha!" Hinata giggled. Kiba and Shino were confused of what is tickling Hinata. Suddenly Hinata stopped laughing.
"Hey! Lock! Isn't so soft up here?!"
"Yes it is Jink!"
Hinata looked down, and seen two bugs on her ta-tas. "Oh d-dear." Hinata gasped. "Um Shino…aren't those your bugs?!" Kiba asked. Shino was mad at his two bugs "Lock, Jink what in gods name are you doing out again?" Shino asked in fiery. Lock jumped off of Hinata "We were board master Shino! So we got out, and some fresh air!" Lock whined. "And we saw a beautiful sight too!" Jink said happily. "Don't care what you were doing, all I know is you better come back, or no extra chakra snacks for the next two weeks." Shino demanded. "Aww, don't be such a pain master Shino! We are just having fun!" Ding said while swinging on Hinata's hair. "O-oh my…" Hinata said. "I said now." Shino said. "Man! Let's go Lock and Jink! The party pooper strikes again!" Ding sighed sadly. Jink, Lock, and Ding marched up Shino' arm. Kurenai giggled at the situation. "I'm very sorry, Hinata for my bugs behavior. They usually don't like idiots. "Hey! We can here you!" Lock said in Shino's body. "I-its ok Shino" Hinata giggled.
Later they went home. Shino felt embarrassed once again, by his bug's arrogance. Kiba laughed on the way home. Hinata was smiling a little bit. Shino thought it was a little bit funny.
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