A/N So I decided to do a drabbles/one-shots book aaand... Most of the plots won't be obviously mine because I suck at thinking lololololol. My sis does all the thinking yeyeyeyeyeyeye

Strict Pairings

KaiShin (Kaito KurobaxShinichi Kudo and NOT the other way around)

Warnings for all the chaps

Possible yaoi; Shounen ai; Angst; Fluff; Unbeta-edness; Weirdness; Crap; Slight tweaking of the plot

Disclaimer for all chaps

I own nothing but the words. All characters belong to their respective owners

Disclaimer for this chap

Plot not owned by me but found on otpprompts tumblr com. Just replace the spaces with dots.


Shipping

"I can't believe you did that," Shinichi surpressed his laugh, as he shot his best friend a look. Kaito shrugged, as a mischievous, sly smirk made its' way into his face.

"Well, that girl was hitting on you. How could I leave my best bud in terrors?" The magician hummed, slinging an arm over the detective.

Shinichi let out a chuckle, rolling his eyes, "I'm glad you did that. God, heaven knows what I might've done to her and her senseless blabbers. I'll let you off the hook this time though, just don't bother doing that again."

"What?" Kaito raised a brow, pouting. "But it was fuuun! Admit it, you had fun too!"

A pale-ish pink tinting his face, the slightly-shorter male sneakily slipped off from the other's grasp, "Yeah, I'd admit that. But seriously? Acting as my boyfriend and making her think I'm gay AND taken isn't exactly my thought of fun. And what would that do to my reputation too? Shinichi Kudo.Gay. God, I could see the headlines by now."

Laughing, Kaito nudged Shinichi by the ribs and wiggled his brows. "Wanna do it again? We could just say it was a late April fools celebration!"

"Like I said, I don't want to. And it's nearing December already, hello?"

"Aaawww! Who cares? C'mon~! It'll be much more fun!"

"Stop it Kaito. I don't want to do it anymore-"

"Hey," The males stopped bickering at the sound of a new voice. They turned to their front and found a pair of identical eyes looking straight at them. There were a pair of girls, maybe not getting older by the age of 12 or so, and both were wearing the same clothes, jackets and all, and had short black hair. Technically, they were both real twins.

"Yes?" Shinichi politely asked, dropping the sarcastic, yet amused, tone he had on his voice earlier.

The twins tilted their head and pointed at the taller two in sync, "We ship you both."

Both males blinked.

"Excuse me?"

"We," The one on the right side pointed to themselves.

"Ship you both," The left side girl then pointed to the magician and detective.

It took a few minutes before realization dawned to both. Shinichi stuttered incoherent mumbles, as red tinted his face, while an amused, goofy grin painte itself on Kaito's face. The magician then laughed and made two white roses appear from his hands, "As much as I wanted to say thank you ojou-sans but," He smiled an apologetic(?) smile.

"We aren't dating at all."

The girls looked at him blankly before they shrugged at the same time, "Don't care. Also, just give those flowers to your boyfrien- I mean friend; we don't want it. Just be sure to color it red first though, just sayin'." The one on the right side nodded.

"Well then, bye." The other mirror image waved her hand, before walking away with the other, chattering to themselves, like nothing just happened.

Kaito blinked once.

Twice.

Thrice.

And then a laugh erupted from his throat. Shinichi scowled at him and glared, the blush on his face yet to disappear, "Alright. I took everything I said earlier back. That was so not fun." The detective's scowl deepened. "Look at what just happened! Someone else is already thinking we're dating!"

Kaito waved his hand childishly, looking at the direction where the twins walked off to in fascination, "It's alright. They're just kids anyway, they can't do anything about that." He then took his gaze off the path and winked at his companion. "Soooo, what do you say for some steamy, dark coffee?" His brows bounced up and down in a suggestive manner.

The detective grumbled and crossed his arms, the blush finally dying down.

"Fine."


After Three Days

"Yeah, just kids who can't do anything." Shinichi said sarcastically, as he nudged his head towards the desktop monitor. Kaito peeked a glance over, placing his chocolate cake on top of the desk beside them, before letting out a low whistle. On the screen was an article about the two, written by two-oh-so-familiar-twins, with a photograph at the side of Kaito's arm slung over Shinichi's shoulders, both of them having a cheery and an almost lovey-dovey atmosphere. If one didn't know the real truth behind those smiles, people will definitely think that they were both in their own little world.

"What the hell am I going to do with this?" Shinichi accusedly pointed his hand towards the screen, his eyes wide and frantic, demanding an explanation. Kaito gave him an 'I-dont-actually-care' look and shrugged, grabbing his cake and shoving another mouthful to his mouth.

"So? Let them drown in their own fantasies. Not like we care and it's real though,"

"But I do care, and reality doesn't matter when media gets a hold of this and gets to read it. Heck! It might be even on the news now!" Shinichi threw his arms up for exagerration before groaning, slamming his head on the desk with one loudthud.

Not a second later, a twitter of a bird was heard and Shinichi was forced to look up. He saw Kaito reading his new message on his phone with the chocolate-covered spoon held inbetween his teeth. The magician tilted his head slightly before throwing his gadget for the other to catch and read.

"Welp, expect it soon. Aoko already read it, not to mention that she managed to squeal it in the middle of Ekoda's most popular park, and heck knows how loud that girl is." Kaito informed, the spoon still stuck in his mouth.

Multiple, continuous twitters were heard again, and this time, it was on Shinichi's phone. The detective dreadfully snapped his own gadget open and found messages from his mother, Ran and Sonoko respectively.

Groaning, Shinichi slammed his face to the desk again. "I blame you for this Kaito."

Kaito glanced at him, before a grin spread out on his face. He sauntered over the sulking male and ruffled the neat hair playfully, "I love you too Shin-chan~"

Shinichi raised his head up, shaking off the hand bothering his innocent hair, and glared at the now-smirking teen, "And I hate you."

"I don't believe you~"

Groaning once more, Shinichi slammed his face (again) hard on the desk, making his forehead go red and go dizzy.

"What did I do to deserve this life?"


Prompt Imagine your OTP hanging out together. Suddenly, someone (a stranger or whoever you want them to be) comes up to both A and B and proclaims that they ship them together. How they react is up to you.


Edited by Sona lol. Sis really should proofread this before posting it XD Welp, not a professional editor though, so sorry for the mistakes I've missed! 12/01/14