Keitaro's Tangled Web (Part One)

"Disclaimer: 1) a renunciation of any claim to or connection with; 2) disavowal; 3) a statement made to save one's own ass." - Dogma

Disclaimer- I own nothing but my brain and the thoughts with in it. This is my second attempt at a fanfic cut me a bit of slack. I've seen the Love Hina and Hove Hina Again anime that's it; so if anything is inaccurate boo frickety hoo.

(Setting will be in parentheses) :: Thoughts like this :: -Actions-

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(Kitchen)

Keitaro: AHH!!! IT'S ON FIRE!!! -Running round like crazy-

Shinobu: -Opening the door- ::I knew I shouldn't have let him cook...:: "Yaaah!! Sempai what's wrong?!"

Keitaro: -running- "The food is on fire!"

Naru: -opening the door-"Hey we've been waiting for 2 hours! HURRY UP BAKA!"

Keitaro: "I'M TRYING TO!"

Naru: "DON'T YELL AT ME!" -she sends him through the roof with a Super Naru Punch (c)-

Shinobu: ::Oh sempai...:: "Naru-sempai help me please."

Naru: "Sure Shinobu-chan" -They put out the flames- "That baka sometimes I want to kill him, other I want to..." -she cuts her self off- "...never mind..."

Shinobu: ::I love him too...:: -Shinobu washes the burnt dishes and makes breakfast-

(Later when Keitaro lands)

Keitaro: groggily "Where am I?"

Mutsumi: "Here Kei-kun."

Keitaro: "Mutsumi? Where's here?"

Mutsumi: "My apartment silly" -Keitaro looks around and sees a giant hole from his body in the ceiling-

Keitaro: "Sorry Mutsumi, I didn't mean to 'drop by' like this..."

Mutsumi: "Don't worry about it, Naru called and asked if you landed near by. Are you hungry? I got a rare watermelon yesterday and was going to go to Hinata Sou to ask if you wanted some anyway."

Keitaro: "Umm, -Keitaro's stomach growls- sure."

Mutsumi: "Great! -She grabs a knife and the watermelon- I hear this is very sweet and tasty. Plus it's also good for you!"

Keitaro: "Ok..."-A little Keitaro appears on his shoulder-

Chibi-Keitaro: ::"Baka, aren't you forgetting something?"::

Keitaro: ::"What? What am I forgetting?"::

Chibi-Keitaro: ::"You stupid bastard, weren't you making breakfast?"::

Keitaro: ::"It's 2 o'clock baka. Look at the clock."::

Chibi-Keitaro: ::"Touché"::

Mutsumi: "Kei-kun?" -He looks at her- "Here you go." -She hands him a piece of the watermelon- "What were you doing?"

Keitaro: "Nothing just thinking about something." - Chibi-Keitaro becomes demon like-

Demon-Keitaro: ::"Yea thinking about how good you would look nude."::

Keitaro: ::"I've been talking to you the whole time?"::

Demon-Keitaro: ::"No shit Sherlock. I've been planning to fuck with your head since you realized you were here."::

Keitaro: ::"Why"::

Demon-Keitaro: ::"You stupid bastard, I know you like her, I'm part of you shit for brains"::

Keitaro: ::"If I'm a shit for brains, then you're just a piece of shit then"::

Demon-Keitaro: ::"Touché again. But I know you want her, and she wants you"::

Keitaro: ::"No she doesn't she..."::

Demon-Keitaro: ::"Yet again you are a fucking idiot, how about this, just ask her because you can't figure it out."::

Keitaro: ::"If I do will you leave me alone?"::

Demon-Keitaro: ::"Sure"::

Keitaro: "Umm, Mutsumi?"

Mutsumi: "Yes Kei-kun?"

Keitaro: "This may sound weird but ::Say it:: do you? ::Say it!:: do you like me?

Mutsumi: "Kei...kun... Of coarse I like you."

Demon-Keitaro: ::"Told ya so! Try to get her now!"::

Keitaro: ::"Eh? 'Get her?'"::

Demon-Keitaro: ::"Are you that dense? Fuck her. You're not getting any from anyone else.":: -Demon Keitaro smiles evilly-

Keitaro: ::"Fuck you. I go for it just leave me now!"::

Demon-Keitaro: ::"Score Demon 3 Keitaro 2, actually if you pull this off you'd

win":: -He winks and disappears in a cloud of smoke-

End chapter One

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Wow wasn't that exciting? This is an edit of the original. I have a different direction to take this now. See you next chapter. Maverick Zero