Multi-Shipper's first story!
This is a song, sang in tune with "Part of Your World" from The Little Mermaid. Inspired by Lolliholics Anonymous' "Ode To a Fanpire" (Twilight).
We don't own Maximum Ride. Regrettably, the man who wrote "The Rape House" does. Kudos to Supergirrl for coming up with that creepy, but true title ;)
Ode To A Fangirl
Maybe they're right. Maybe there is something wrong with me… I just don't see how being a mutant bird freak could be bad…
Look at their wings
Are they not sweet?
Wouldn't you think Max's collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think Max's the girl-
The girl who has everything?
Look at this nest.
Where the lemons are best.
How many Bird Boys can one lemon zest?
Looking around here you think,
Sure. She's got everything!
Max has Gazzy and Ari a-plenty
She's got Iggy and Fa-ang galore!
You want hot mutant clones?
She's got twenty!
It's unfair.
It's unreal.
She's got it all!
I wanna be where the Bird Boys are!
I wanna see, wanna see them flyin'!
Flyin' around with those- what do you call them?
Oh- Wings.
Using your feet you don't get to far…
Wings are required for swoopin', soaring!
Flying along in the- what that word again?
SKY!
Up where they flap, up where they glide
Up where life is the maximum ride!
Wanderin' free- wish I could be
With the Bird Boys!
What would I pay to spend a day looking in Fang's eyes
What would I give if I could kiss Iggy's pyro-hot lips
Bet'cha the Flock, live just to rock!
I bet they just, party on the rooftops
Proper stalkin'! Sick of walkin'!
Ready to FLY!
And ready to go where no Fangirl's gone!
See the guys shirtless and get some lovin'!
Why does Max have it all and why does she keep getting-
MORE?
Max is a whore!
She steals my love! If only I could go and kick her ass up above!
Off of the land.
Fly and not stand.
With the Bird Boys!
Who did we ship in this fic?
We basically shipped Max/Everyone in MR, and Fangirls/Bird Boys :P
R&R! Concrit, Fanmail and Flames appreciated!
-Elle and Fee
