A is for Armadillo

Parker walked into the offices, carrying something underneath a blanket and whatever was in the blanket was moving. A lot. As Parker entered the briefing room, everyone looked curiously at the bundle but Hardison just stood up to start his presentation. Every time he would start to speak, sounds would come from under the blanket. Finally, Hardison stopped and asked "Parker, what is under the blanket?" Parker smiled wickedly and pulled the blanket off to reveal a baby armadillo. "Parker," Nate said loudly "What are you doing with an armadillo?" Parker replied quietly "It's for us." Nate yelled, "What are we gonna do with a armadillo?" Parker just smiled "Well, I remember that someone I knew told me that all teams have mascots. And i thought this could be ours." "AN ARMADILLO!" the team exclaimed. "Yeah!" Parker exclaimed. "Darlin'," Eliot sighed. "I own a pair of armadillo hide boots. That isn't a good sign."

Parker spent the rest of the day hiding in an air vent with the armadillo.