There is John and Karkat and Jade and they go to middle school and Karkat is so too handsome that he atractted all the chicks.

One day Jade go to school and says to her big brother: "Later Big Bro'! I'm going to school"
Then John says: "Be careful, I'm gonna pick you in the afternoon"

Then Jade go running like a crazy and thinks: "Today will be the day that Karkat senpai notices me"
In the school all the class loves Karkat, but he hates everyone but this not matters because he is too handsome and all the girls love bishounen.
Jade enter in the class late cuz she was so occupied thinking about Karkat so she misses the bus.
Then the teacher says: Everybody found a mate for biology.

But Jade comes too late so she misses it and there was only Karkar because everybody loves him and fears him at the same time but whatever.
And Jade thoughts fly over the class and arrived on Karkat head and he was like "fuck you fuckass ( ò_ó )-"
and she was like "oh... uh... Karkat senpai you noticed me ( u/O/u )!"

But anyone finish the laboratory problem so they took it to their house like homework and Karkat says:
"I'm gotta go to your house Harley"
And she blushes and grin but don't say anything because she was so embarrased to say "ok" but she thinks it and Karkat see it whit his senpai powers.

After that John came for took his little sister and say: "Hi, who are you?"
And Karkat never seen eyes so blue, and secretly loves blue so he blushes and say all moe:
"I'm Karkat"
John smileys and took them in his car and there was his girlfriend Rose and she says: "Hi"
And Karkat was sad the rest of the path.

Jade and Karkat do the homework in the pretty living of Jade's house and when they finished it they play videogames.
It was late so she says all happy and stuff:
"Why you don't stay here and then we can go to the school together tomorrow?"
And he saw John through the corner of his eye.
Rose says: "I gotta go, do you want me to pick you to your house Karkat?"
and Karkat says angry: "NO I'M STAYING HERE FOR THE NIGHT"
So she leaves and they prepared they prepared the visitor's bedroom.

And Jade say: "Do you want me to make you feeling comfort?"
And he yell: "NO LET ME ALONE FUCKASS"
Jade was so sad, than she leaves the room and goes to cry all the night.
"Why you don't notices me Karkaaaat?"
and she cries but this is not the story.

Karkat stay unsleeping all the night thinking about Jade's Big Bro. And goes to the kitchen for a glass of water. John was there doing work stuff and don't noticed him"
Karkat sits in front of him and John says sleepy:
"Oh hi I don't noticed you"
And Karkat blushes.
"Are you okay? You look pretty red!" says John and touches Karkat's forehead.
Karkat scream quietly.
"geez Karkat you feel so hot!, I'm gonna take the medicine" says John.
Karkat was all red like a lobster or a crab. Actually a crab.
And scream with a girly voice: "Don't do it!"
And Karkat grabs his hand, then John was a lobster too (all red and warm) and says "why?"
Karkat whispers: "I feel my hearth all doki doki when I'm with you loser!"
He says loser because he thinks John is a dork and Rose is too pretty for him but he is an idiot too so it's ok to be with John.
So John kisses him. And Karkat corresponds. And they two make sweet pails in the dining room.
And that was like: John grabs Karkat peepee and he moans while John toy with it. So Karkat was all red and kisses him and yells: "OH FUCKASS"
Then John introduced into Karkat's and they fuck.
The next day Jade found them sleeping together but it doesn't matter because she discovered she was a lesbian and loves Feferi.
The end.