Happy Thanksgiving, ya turkeys! I had to get up at 7 in the morning to write this and upload it early, so ,nbgtn, mvn cbnvnnm you better appreciate it!

Acornpaw was the newest apprentice of ThunderClan! He was loved by all because he was the only son of Bramblestar, the leader!

One day Firepaw, Dewfrost and Lilyheart's daughter, got on his nerves by boasting she caught 2 pieces of prey when Acornpaw only got one. So he put fire ants in her nest! Yes, the tom was very spoiled and was a brat.

Annyways, back to the topic, he was sent to the elder's den to get their ticks as punishment. "Hey, Acornpaw, I will tell you a story as you get my ticks," offered Greystripe. "Okay," said Acornpaw sadly. He did not want to listen to stupid old man-old cat, whatever- stories! He wanted to up fighting and hunting, like the future leader should!

"When I'z was livin' wi' the Twolegs," he began. * "Theh had a feast evry leaffall,when they just stuff er' face wi' this bird called 'turkey' and a berry poultice call' 'cranberry sauce' and they watched pointed brown ball-that-gets-thrown-and-tackled-on on their picture-box..."

Acornpaw was enchanted by the idea. "Whats it called?" he meowed. "THANKSGIIIVVVIIINGGG CRANNBERRIES WILL RULE ALLLLLLL" "Thanksgiving crannberies will rule all?" "Where did you get the 'cranberries will rule all' part, young'uns these days..."

Acornpaw ignored his last comment and sped into Bramblestar's den. "HEY HEY DAD HEY HEY DAAAD MOM MOM DAD MOM!" he screamed at the top of his lungs and both his parent's ears exploded into bloody mess. "What!" hissed Squirrelflight. "THANNKSGIVING!"

"What the crap is that?" snarled Bramblestar. And he spilled out everything he could about Thanksgiving. "Thats a wonderful idea!" chirped Squirrelflight. "Where can we get turkey though?" mewed Bramblestar.

"There might be some wild turkey outside the border."

The leader nodded. "I'll lead a patrol to tackle them. Squirrelflight, tell the other Clans. Bring Lionblaze, Toadstep, Thornclaw, and Spiderleg. I want to have Thanksgiving with ALLL my kin, not just the ones in ThunderClan."

...

Firepaw was in her den asleep when suddenly a gogle plex** cats exploded into the den. "WTF!" she tried to scream but Snowfur's fat fluffy butt was in her mouth! "Sorry, Firepaw. There wasn't enough room in the Warrior, Nursery, and Elder's den, so we have to stuff the rest of our visitors in here!"

"ACORNPAW WHAT DID YOU DO!" screamed Firepaw, finnally able to.

The next day was Thanksgiving. Firepaw was stuck between Snowfur and Thistleclaw, who kept kissing conteniously. Firepaw wished she had a twoleg sparkstick so she could end her misery.

"Hey, Firepaw, sit by me!" mewed Hollyleaf, who was sitting beside her brothers. Firepaw eased out from between the two lovers. Sitting next to Hollyleaf was much nicer. She could see everything, because she was sitting on the fallen tree! She could see Cinderheart strangling Icecloud for hitting on Lionblaze. She could see Yellowfang catching up with her son. She could see Honeyfern and Poppyfrost killing each other while Berrynose was sitting back eating popcorn.

Soon it was time for food! Firepaw stuffed herself with cranberries and turkey! She drank leaves full of water! Dovewing even found a pumpkin and made pumpkin pie! Sol sold them sparkly beverages and whipped cream for the pie that he'd stolen from the Twolegs.

After they ate it was time for pointed-brown-ball-that-gets-thrown-and-tackled-over! Which Ivypool did research on and found it was called Pawball! Brokenstar,Tigerstar, Rowanstar, Mapleshade, and Darkstripe were on one team; Snowtuft, Lionblaze, Hawkfrost, Whitestorm, Thornclaw, and Brakenfur were on another one!

"HUT!" mewed Lionblaze, and the game commeced. Snowtuft had the Pawball, which was really a moss ball! Brokenstar let out a battle cry and crushed him! He ripped open his neck and yanked the ball from his ice-cold, dead paws.

"YAYY GO BROKENBABY! THATS MY SON! THATS MY SON!" yowled Yellowfang. Bluestar gave her an ice-cold glare. "Oh, I mean, THATS CHEATING!" Rowanstar rolled his eyes. "Why do I have to be stuck on this team! Im not a DF cat!"

"Everyone knows ShadowClan is evil!" said Acornpaw, being very ignorant. Bramblestar twacked his son upside his head. "No there not!" yowled Auntie Tawnypelt. "Sorry, Aunt. I forgot that was you mate."

Soon everycat was fat with turkey and unable to play Pawball. But everycat was content. The turkey made them sleepy. They all fell alseep. Firepaw fell alseep in Acornpaw's paws. Everyone was alseep. They were unguarded. Foxes came, but the spirit of Thanksgiving was too strong for them to bring harm. All was well.

This was the start of a relationship between Firepatch and her mate, Acornstar.

Daaw, FirexAcorn! And yes, im gonna make more of these oneshots! And they'll be about Firepaw and Acornpaw! Next up, Christmas!

*PUURRRDDDY IN DISGUUUSE yes he talks like Purdy now 'cause he dat old!

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