And They All Fall Down...
By MeelaAngelicaChucki
It was a day like any other at the Tanner home. A day were DJ was a little stuck up bitch, Were Joey was secretly humping out the brains of DJ. So Mr. Woodchuck was layed out on the dresser. Meanwhile, Stephanie and Gia heard sounds. "Oh God, yes." In a man's voice. In another man's voice, They heard "Heyyyyyy, you're good." That wasn't Joey or DJ. That was Danny and the Postman! Of all the times for Michelle to come running with Jesse, to come and kill the Monster. " But Uncle Jesse, the monster is really mad!" Said retarded, ugh, I mean sweet Michelle. " Now listen muntchkin, I think this little monster problem is a little bit far out. I can believe a green and hairy monster, but a fag, ugh, feminine monster that looks like your dad? Said the attractive hooligan. The poor, tortured sex god opened the door and nearly vomited from the sight. Danny with a pecker in his mouth? The sight is too unbearable. Jesse took Michelle out of the room.
In the next chapter, Jesse has to explain some things.
