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--At the Cullen mansion--

Edward: Alice, NO!

Alice: Come on, Eddie! It'll be fun!!

Bella, Jasper, Emmet, Rosalie, Esme, and Carlisle look at Edward and Alice very confused.

Emmet: What are you two talking about?

Alice: We're going to start a band!!!

Emmett shrieks like a little girl and jumps up and down on the sofa

Emmet: I've always wanted to be in a band!

Jasper: I'm in.

Bella: I don't know, I'll probably end up tripping over the chords, unplugging every instrument, and ruin the whole show.

Emmet: Probably

Edward throws pillow at Emmet

Emmet: It's true!

Carlisle: I'll play the guitar, I went through a rocker phase in my late 200s.

Esme: I'm in if Carlisle is.

Rosalie: I guess.

Edward: Are you guys serious? A band of vampires? (A/N: Bella is a vampire at this time) At least Bella has some common sense.

Bella: I never said no! Eddie please be in it? Please, please, please!? For me bashes eyelashes and looks at Edward seductively.

Edward: sigh. Fine.

Alice: squeals YAY! We have ourselves a band.

Emmet squeals

Rosalie: Who is going to play what?

Jasper: I wanna play guitar!!

Carlisle: growls I'm playing guitar!!!

Jasper: Fine! I'll play bass.

Bella: I'll play drums.

Emmet: That sounds good. When you mess up it'll just go along with the song.

Bella slaps Emmet upside the head

Rosalie: Hey! That's my job!

Alice: Whaddya you wanna be Rose?

Rosalie: Singer

Alice: OK. Only if I can be the sampler.

Rosalie: Deal

Edward: I'll play the keyboard. If I'm forced to be in this, I'm not wasting my time learning a new instrument.

Alice: Alrighty. That only leaves Esme and Emmet. What do you two want to do?

Esme: Carlisle, can be another guitarist?

Carlisle: Only if I can be lead.

Esme: Of course sweetie.

Emmet: I wanna play bagpipes!

Alice: OK, but your not celtic.

Emmet: (in his mind) I've always wanted to wear a skirt without being called gay!

Edward: They're called kilts, fag.

Alice: OK, now we need a name.

Emmet: Emmet and Emmers!

Rosalie: Rosalie and the Roses!

Bella: Bella and the Bellz!

Edward: How about Bloodshot Hurricane?

everyone agrees

Alice: So, Bloodshot Hurricanes. We need to go shopping for our instruments!!

everyone but Rosalie groans.

Bella: sarcasticallyThis is gonna be sooooo much fun!

Edward chuckles and Alice glares at both of them.