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--At the Cullen mansion--
Edward: Alice, NO!
Alice: Come on, Eddie! It'll be fun!!
Bella, Jasper, Emmet, Rosalie, Esme, and Carlisle look at Edward and Alice very confused.
Emmet: What are you two talking about?
Alice: We're going to start a band!!!
Emmett shrieks like a little girl and jumps up and down on the sofa
Emmet: I've always wanted to be in a band!
Jasper: I'm in.
Bella: I don't know, I'll probably end up tripping over the chords, unplugging every instrument, and ruin the whole show.
Emmet: Probably
Edward throws pillow at Emmet
Emmet: It's true!
Carlisle: I'll play the guitar, I went through a rocker phase in my late 200s.
Esme: I'm in if Carlisle is.
Rosalie: I guess.
Edward: Are you guys serious? A band of vampires? (A/N: Bella is a vampire at this time) At least Bella has some common sense.
Bella: I never said no! Eddie please be in it? Please, please, please!? For me bashes eyelashes and looks at Edward seductively.
Edward: sigh. Fine.
Alice: squeals YAY! We have ourselves a band.
Emmet squeals
Rosalie: Who is going to play what?
Jasper: I wanna play guitar!!
Carlisle: growls I'm playing guitar!!!
Jasper: Fine! I'll play bass.
Bella: I'll play drums.
Emmet: That sounds good. When you mess up it'll just go along with the song.
Bella slaps Emmet upside the head
Rosalie: Hey! That's my job!
Alice: Whaddya you wanna be Rose?
Rosalie: Singer
Alice: OK. Only if I can be the sampler.
Rosalie: Deal
Edward: I'll play the keyboard. If I'm forced to be in this, I'm not wasting my time learning a new instrument.
Alice: Alrighty. That only leaves Esme and Emmet. What do you two want to do?
Esme: Carlisle, can be another guitarist?
Carlisle: Only if I can be lead.
Esme: Of course sweetie.
Emmet: I wanna play bagpipes!
Alice: OK, but your not celtic.
Emmet: (in his mind) I've always wanted to wear a skirt without being called gay!
Edward: They're called kilts, fag.
Alice: OK, now we need a name.
Emmet: Emmet and Emmers!
Rosalie: Rosalie and the Roses!
Bella: Bella and the Bellz!
Edward: How about Bloodshot Hurricane?
everyone agrees
Alice: So, Bloodshot Hurricanes. We need to go shopping for our instruments!!
everyone but Rosalie groans.
Bella: sarcasticallyThis is gonna be sooooo much fun!
Edward chuckles and Alice glares at both of them.
