[] Yes, another random one-shot. I promise I'll work on the others! I'm doing it!….One paragraph at a time. :3 Anyway. This is what goes through Soundwave's head when Megatron lectures the Decepticons. []

Soundwave stared blankly ahead at his leader, his visor dimmed with though. Megatron's gaze cast over to his loyal communications officer.

"Soundwave, are you listening to me?"

Soundwave suddenly looked to Megatron startled.

"Yes, Lord Megatron!"

"What has gotten you so distracted from MY lecture?"

"Irrelevant."

"I will say what is relevant, Soundwave."

"Sir?"

"Play back what has gone through your processor the last five Earth minutes."

Soundwave's gaze shifted to the floor, he could hear the soft rumbles in his chest knowing his cassettes were taking pleasure in seeing their creator's embarrassing moment. Megatron crossed his arms raising an optic ridge.

"Well?"

Soundwave finally nodded, releasing a sort of stereo out of his chest he pressed the "PLAY" button.

Whoaaa!

Everybody In The World Likes Chocolate

Oooh, We Love It!

Oh, It Makes You Happy

Yeah, It Gets You Sexy

It Makes You Fat

But We Don't Care About That...

Come On!

Un, Dos,

Un, Dos, Tres

Mama She Says Roly Poly,

Papa He Says Holy Moly

Everybody Wants A Chocolate (A Choco Choco)

All The Girls Want Candy Candy,

All The Boys Get Randy Randy

Everybody Want A Chocolate

C'mon, A Choco Choco - Clap Clap

A Choco Choco - Slap Slap

Everybody Say A Chocolate

A Choco Choco - Clap Clap

A Choco Choco - Slap Slap

Everybody Say A Chocolate!

Megatron's mouth seemed to hang open in a gawk. His optics wide in what looked like shock and concern. Soundwave paused the song for a moment and looked at Megatron.

"Continue sir?"

Megatron thought for a moment before responding.

"…Yes."

Soundwave stifled a sigh and pushed play again.

Mama She Says Roly Poly,

Papa He Says Holy Moly

Everybody Wants A Chocolate (A Choco Choco)

All The Girls Want Candy Candy,

All The Boys Get Randy Randy

Everybody Want A Chocolate

C'mon, A Choco Choco - Clap Clap

A Choco Choco - Slap Slap

Everybody Say A Chocolate

A Choco Choco - Clap Clap

A Choco Choco - Slap Slap

Everybody Say A Chocolate

Chocolate (A Choco Choco)

Chocolate (A Choco Choco)

Chocolate (A Choco Choco)

Chocolate (A Choco Choco)

Chocolate (A Choco Choco)

Chocolate (A Choco Choco)

Chocolate (A Choco Choco)

Chocolate (A Choco Choco)

Un, Dos, Tres!

Now Wave To The People On The Left Hand Side

Now Wave To The People On The Right Hand Side

Now Wave To The People With Your Pretty Backside

Now We Do It All Again And We Feel Alright (Feel Alright...)

Un, Dos,

Un, Dos, Tres

A Choco Choco - Clap Clap

A Choco Choco - Slap Slap-

"ENOUGH!" Megatron's voice boomed over the music causing Soundwave to jump in surprise. "How long does this audio last?"

"Many Earth hours, sir."

"…"

"Sir?"

"I'm going to go lay on my berth, forget this happened, and get on with the rest of my immortal life. Dismissed, Soundwave." Megatron left the room leaving Soundwave alone.

"That wasn't so bad, now was it?" Rumble's voice spoke out from Soundwave's chest.

"Negative."

"Now how about you show him your other songs?"

"…."

[] Song used: Chocolate by Soul Control. Yes, it was dumb. It was silly. But somehow I can see Soundwave listening to this song. XD Much love. []