Disclaimer: Yes. I am Kenny Ortega. I own Newsies, Santa Fe, Jack, and….YOU!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
So that's what they call a romance,
With hetro Sex and Love,
Guess that everything you heard about is true
So you don't like guy/girl romance
Well, who said you needed too?
Ain't ya glad you've got slash waitin' up for you
When I dream on my own,
Dave's alone, but he ain't lonely,
For a slasher, Jack's his only one true love,
When the 'rent's are fin'ly sleepin'
I sneak out and start to clash,
I log on and then start reading…
Newsies slash
Then I squee
Like a Nut
And I'll faint and fall right over,
Cause' Snitey is the cutest thing alive
All I need's a few ideas,
And I can write until I lash,
Race to Crutchy,
Specs to Dutchy,
In Newsies Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
Where does it say Jack's going out with Sarah?
Where does it say Mush "met a goil last night?"
Why should the Newsies all be straight?
Why should we always stay up late
Reading crappy fanfics
Where Blink's finally getting laid
Breaking his back for some blasted Mary Sue?
If the slash don't seem to suit ya, please don't make a fuss.
It really ain't my fault
Racetrack's heart belongs to Mush!!!!!
Newsies Slash
It all fits!
You know that Snitch and Skitts
Are in love, you'll see the signs, no doubt, no shit
They got mad dancin' skillz
And of course, that makes them gay!!
I want Sprace, not just air!!
Flamers bash in my face, I don't care!
Dave and Jack…are a pair.
…
So that's what they call a romance
Ain't you glad you'll make a slash
Ain't you glad
You've got a love
Called…. Newsies Slash
A/N: Wow. I think I've found my true calling. Maybe I can be Weird Al's protégé!!
