"Hmm..." Carl remarked as he had his hips on his hips, with him being outside his house as he was trying to think.

"What's wrong?" Meatwad asked as he approached Carl, slowly moving his meat across the sidewalk.

Carl took a glance at his roof as he turned to Meatwad. 'That leak's been leaking all week. All friggin' week."

"And what do you want us to do about it?" Master Shake stated as he and Frylock appeared by them. "I'm trying to sell this free copy of Smash Bros WiiU I got. The game fucking sucks."

"Like you do?" Carl remarked as he, Frylock, and Meatwod all laughed.

Master Shake growled as he moved his small hands, glaring at Carl. "Shut up, you, you... fucking big red lobster!"

Frylock raised his eyes as he faced Master Shake. "What kind of insult was that?"

"Forget this, I'm calling a professional!" Carl stated as he pulled out a cellphone out of his pants, dialing up.


"So, now that I hijacked the various different universes with my personal, private cellphone, let's see what sucker I'll get," Lady Palutena stated as she dailed up the phone. She then heard a connection, squealing while clapping her hands together, being y'know in the bathroom in her room for she was farting as usual.

"Hello?" Called Carl on the other line as he growled. "Hey! Anyone there?"

Palutena farted into her cellphone, giggling as she waved the air with her right hand after letting loose her typical brassy, deep pitched flatulence.

"HEY! Don't you dare fucking fart in the phone! I ain't having that shit!" Carl snapped as he kept talking, "Anyway, I got a friggin' leak problem! I need some help!"

"Leak problem, eh?" Palutena stated as she brushed the back of her green hair, smiling as she lowered her eyes. "Where are ya?"

"South New Jersey. Now come on, the leak ain't gonna spoil itself!" Carl snapped as he shouted.

Palutena shrugged as she sighed, going back to the phone. "All right, I'll get there as soon as possible with some plumbers. Just one thing..."

"What?" Carl grumbled as he was getting impatient.

Palutena farted in the phone again, causing Carl to poke his head through the phone as he glared at Palutena.

"JUST GET OVER HERE AND STOP FRIGGIN' DIDDLING AROUND!" Carl screamed in Palutena's face as he pulled his head back through the phone.

"All right, geeze..." Palutena coughed as she pinched her nose with her left hand. "Peeyew... and I thought my farts smelled bad... that guy needs a breath mint."

"Hey, are ya done in there, Lady Palutena!?" Pit exclaimed as he whimpered, doing the pee pee dance as he was struggling. "I really need to go in there! The other bathrooms in the mansion are full!"

"You can come right in, Pit!" Palutena laughed as she winked with her right hand. "I made a innuendo." She then kicked the door down, walking out with style and grace as she made a funny face, whistling as she caught the attention of all the Smashers passing through the mansion.

"Hey! We need to help some guy with his leak problem!" Palutena stated as she glanced around. "We need some plumbers around here!"

Everyone gave each other worried looks as they left, with Palutena sighing as she frowned, folding her arms together.

"Do we have to go along with this...?" Silver The Hedgehog brought up as he had a bad feeling about this.

"...You left me no choice." Palutena stated as she slammed her staff on the ground, causing the entire Smash Mansion to go dark.

Of course, this caused massive havoc within the mansion, with everyone panicking and not taking measures to calm themselves as Waluigi pulled out his iconic purple tennis racket and aimed upwards.

"Wah! I'm tired of sitting around! It's Waluigi time to shine!" Said Waluigi as he left the completely dark mansion, somehow avoiding being damaged within the chaos as he headed in the opposite direction.

"I'm going to guess that Palutena will roughly take a year to actually get there." Arceus stated as she had herself light up by using her godly powers.

Dry Bowser scoffed, brushing his red hair as he approached the Pokemon God while holding the script to this fanfic. "Pah. More like two years given how much shit this author's written."

"I can hear you, ya know." Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus stated while typing the very words that you are reading right now.