I wish I had never read the ad. My life wouldn't have ended up the way it did if I hadn't of read the ad. But I was an ordinary 16 year old being pestered by my parents to get a summer job. So when the newspaper blew into my face opened to the page of the ad while I was walking the dog one fine morning, can you blame me?
The ad read 'Help Wanted.' Scanning below the title, I noted that it was for Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. I frowned. Freddy Fazbear's Pizza? It sounded dorky. I quickly skimmed the ad. Turns out, they wanted a Security Guard to work shifts between 12am to 6am, no experience required. I found that a little weird. I figured you would need to have some degree of experience to be a Security Guard. There was a phone number underneath.
Why not? I thought. The pay looked good and I didn't have to worry about the late hours since I had no school. I pulled out my mobile and doled the number.
I had no idea I just made the biggest mistake of my life. How I wish that ad had never blown in my face. How I wish I had never punched that number into my mobile. But that ad did blow in my face and I did punch that number and no amount of wishing was going to change the fact that I had made a very big mistake.

Someone answered the phone almost immediately after I hit ring.
"Hello, Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, how may I help you?" the voice of a man asked.
"Umm, hi. My name is Caleb and I was just reading an advertisement in the paper about being a Security Guard?" I said nervously.
"And you want to apply for the position?" Phone Guy asked.
"Yeah, sure," I said immediately.
"Terrific! Do you want to come in for a five-day trial starting next week on Monday or have you got other plans?"
"Sure, I'll come in next week. Do I get paid for it?"
"Yes but it's cash-in-hand. Oh, and every time you survive the night, you pay get's doubled," Phone Guy explained.
"What do you mean 'survive the night'?" I asked.
"Oh! Nothing, nothing! Figure of speech! It's just that, weird stuff tend to happen during the night, you know? Nothing to worry about- usually. We fired the last guy- tempering with the animatronics is a definite no-no," Phone Guy said. That didn't sound too reassuring.
"So, anyway, just give me your full name and address as well as your phone number and I'll set you right up for next week," Phone Guy continued.
"My name is Caleb..."

So now you now how the biggest mistake of my life started.

I was well and truly screwed.