A/N: Heyyyy sup I've been dead for ages now! ;D Yeah well anyways school started up now and everything. Oh and by the TRYING TO CONTRIBUTE TO BOY LOVE IN RO!! Awwwright everybody now highfive for my sad attempt. ;) ;)
Warnings: This would be boyxboy or in this case, WizardxAlche wahaha yeah anyways beware etc. etc.
Disclaimers: I don't own any private server of RO or the real server so seriously if you see me say like Minstrel and you're all like 'um what its clown' yeah well that's what servers do to you.
Text like this is flashbacks.
'Text like this is thoughts.'
Text like this are Ragnarok spells.
Text like this is a line. xD
Awwriiight here comes my attempt tell me whatcha think!
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Lyco was, in a very understandably, uncomfortable situation. Now, as you see, he was actually having a good day. Before this, of course.
The sun was shining. The birds were singing. And Geffen looked quite fantastic in all of its magical glory.
And then Wycca—a huntress friend of his—barged into his normally comfortably quiet house with a man who would've looked very handsome if he wasn't half dead in good ol' Wycca's arms.
"You've got to help him!" Wycca cried, her teary eyes pleading.
"…" Lyco was looking a bit indecisive as he eyed the lump of flesh with lavender eyes. "Who is he, what's your relation to him, and what happened?" Because he was not going to treat a stranger that might as well be a rapist for all he knew.
"Talis, we were in the same party, and takes too long! Now just help him!" She stomped her foot impatiently. Lyco sighed—no choice to do what the woman says. "Alright, alright… but why didn't you just go to a pri—" Wycca was already out the door. Her present dumped unceremoniously onto his couch. Better start treating the unwelcome patient.
And that's when his marvelous day ended. Because even though the birds were still singing and the sun was still shining, there was a half naked man who looked undeniably delectable lying asleep on Lyco's very own couch. Normally this would have any girl jumping for joy and even though Lyco was… not the straightest thing in the world he was too busy fuming to notice his luck.
Wycca had probably done this on purpose. Though the wounds probably were from a monster they were fighting she could've just ran to the priest—she always had a priest in her group—but she ran all the way to him. 'Probably trying to set me up with some guy again' Lyco mused. Though he appreciated Wycca's efforts very much he had told her thousands of times that the right guy would someday come to him.
Lyco, was, of course, a 'homosexual' or, in cruder terms, a gay. This he had found out in his mage days, when he had found his friend Chiru attractive. He spent a week trying to figure out what the feeling was, a month in denial, and then another two months to get the courage to tell his best friend—Wycca—that he was gay. She, in turn, had squealed, started dressing him up, and having tea parties with him.
However, his reasons were also a fine excuse for not wanting to leave his home town of Geffen much, though Lyco meant every excuse he had. What a sap. Besides, there were a few less than straight people around the world—'And probably even fewer who would even glance at me' Lyco sighed, though Wycca told him he was very… pretty. Lyco didn't think so. He glanced at a nearby mirror—obnoxious purple hair, a big bang almost covering his one of his light lavender eyes. On top of his head he had a circlet nestled in his hair, and twin pink ribbons sitting next to his ears. The circlet he bought for magic enhancement, and he was dared to put on the ribbons for a week. In that time he had grown attached to them asked if he could keep them. His friend only replied with a laugh and a ruffling of his hair. At least he didn't have to pay for them. His wizard outfit was nothing much—white with purple lining. And, as much as Lyco hated to admit it, he was on the short side. Crazy mom and dad—filling all of his DNA with shortness. Lyco pouted.
"…Urgh…"
Lyco snapped out of his thoughts and turned to the alchemist on the couch. What he saw made him gasp.
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Normally, Talis did not get almost killed. Normally. And if his partner was normal and they had a normal schedule, then maybe he wouldn't be in this state right now. But, unfortunately, his partner was not normal in any kind of way and their schedule consisting of traveling around the world just to take a shot at one type of monster. Talis found this very irritating… though he did like to go back to Gonryun(1) every once in a while.
And normally Talis would've already left his party—except that all of the other parties requesting an alchemist were very unpleasant. Such as tanking(2) young novices or summoning monsters for some lazy nobodies craving for a head to chop. Ah, such is the life of an alchemist. Staying with Wycca was his best chance at gaining experience—and possibly the most dangerous too. Because when Wycca says she's got your back covered with a wicked grin split across her face, much like a cat who's just caught a mouse, you'd know that she was up to something and you had to cover your back by yourself. However, Talis did not know this, and he had ended up fighting solo against an angry little mob of Ghouls and Wraiths(3) that Wycca had decided to lure to him. Good o' Wycca. Leaving you to die. Riight.
…
He was going to kill her on sight.
But, first, he had to find out where he was.
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Talis was a very handsome boy, he was told. Some weird mixture of brown and strawberry red made his hair an unimaginable—but very nice—shade of…brown-pink. A bang covered half of one of his alluring golden eyes that, at the very moment, darted curiously around the unrecognizable room. Yellow goggles adorned the top of his head and his long hair was splayed all over the pillow his head rested on.Where was he? Had Wycca failed to mention that their clumsy idiot of a priest had a home? He tried to lift his head, but a gash in the back of his head restrained him as he felt jolts of pain for his pitiful attempt to sit up. Talis tried to speak, too, believe me. But all that came out was a raspy,
"…Urgh…"
… What a revolting noise. Ah well. He was sure he would regain his voice sooner or later. But right now his attention was on the small boy sitting in the chair next to him, with his eyes wide open and staring at him on the bed.
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Lyco liked what he saw. But no amount of torture would get him to admit it. Lavender eyes took note of the rare shade of hair, the breathtaking eyes, and going down… down… do—Stop!
Lyco blushed. He wasn't supposed to be eyeing his patient like some candy. He was supposed to be treating him, worrying about him, and not assuming the right time he should jump him. But… but… why does Wycca have to have attractive men on her team?! It just wasn't fair.
"Like what you see?"
Lyco snapped out of his thought just in time to catch what his patient said. Cheeks flushed, and lavender eyed narrowed, he stood up.
Ohoho, it is on.
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A/N: Hahaha how many words was that ANYWAYS Reviews and get a free lollipop! It's nice and rainbow. x3 Questions? Suggestions? What you want in the next chapter? Fine with all of them Ilu you all!
1 – Gonryun… not sure if I spelled it right BUT Gonryun is a place in Ragnarok Online that is SOO COOL it's like.. islands in the sky. Hahaha my sibling and I made two 'Play Dead Novices' and we went around exploring Gonryun, playing dead when Cloud Hermits or Blood Butterflies went by. Good fun, really. We even went to Umbala!
2 – Tanking - Sure you all know thing one. A higher level person takes the hits of a monster while the lower level one hits the monster. Awwriiightttt.
3 – Ghouls and Wraiths are undead monsters in Glast Heim. Pretty sweet, huh?
Ilu you all! Bye!
