A/N: So this is my first vampire story. Enjoy.

Emmett's POV:

I was so bored. Edward was with Bella, as usual. I swear that guy is whipped. Alice and Rose were out shopping-god forbid they wear the same thing twice. And Carlisle and Esme were out hunting for the weekend. Which left me and Jasper. Jasper was reading a book silently on the couch across from me. He was completely ignoring my complaints and it was unfair.

"Jasper. Lets do something. Pleeeaaaaaaaaase. I'm begging you. I'M BORED. JASPER? ARE YOU LISTENING?"

Jasper turned the page in his dumb book and pretended like I didn't say anything. I growled.

I stood up and stalked over to the kitchen that no one ever uses. I looked through the cupboards desperatly looking for something to keep me occupied.

I found some tooth picks. I snorted, why do we have tooth picks? To pick the left-over mountain lion out of my fangs? Hmmm.

I took my tooth picks and went and sat back on the couch in front of Jasper. He looked up for a brief second and then returned to his book.

I took a tooth pick in my hand laughing to myself. I flicked one and hit Jasper right in the face. Stubborn as he is, he still didn't look up from his book.

I narrowed my eyes and picked up a hand full of tooth picks and flung them at Jasper. They all hit him and shattered in peices on the couch. I smiled as Jasper set his book down and stood up.

"Emmett." He hissed. I grinned.

"Yes dear?" He sprung at me snapping his teeth. I chuckled and pointed towards his mouth.

"Looks like you got some deer inbetween your front teeth there. Care for a tooth pick?

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