Like Them?

Rating: K

Warnings: My first attempt at Crack.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto... If I did I wouldn't still be living at home.


Sasuke sighed as the three Legendary Sannin faced off. Orochimaru, Tsunade, and Jiraiya were once a team – much like Sasuke was with Sakura, and Naruto. Circumstances, however, drove Orochimaru away from Konoha – abandoning his team, much like Sasuke did. This coincidence scared Sasuke into his next act.

Stumbling over to Sakura and Naruto, he noticed that as he had become Orochimaru's 'pupil', Sakura had become Tsunade's pupil and Naruto, Jiraiya's.

"Its only a matter of time before I become a weird snake, that you become a drunkard gambling medic, and Naruto becomes the newest Icha Icha writer…" Sasuke said to Sakura. Her eyes widened.

"You- you mean, we'd become like… them?"

"No way," Naruto added, "I'm not becoming the biggest perve of Konoha!"

"Nor am I going to waste my life on sake and craps," Sakura said.

"There's no way I want to be a molester like… him…" Sasuke mumbled, shivering in disgust.

Team seven looked at their mentors, each imagining them in their places. Sakura could see herself, drunk and losing her hard-earned money. Naruto could see the peverted look on his face as he researched for the next Icha Icha novel. Sasuke's face turned blue as he imagined himself preying on a poor orphaned boy who was just trying to avenge his poor family. The three shuddered.

"Do you think…" Naruto began, "that maybe we could… start our team over again?"

"Perhaps we could try and get rid of them," Sasuke added. Sakura shook her head.

"How about we give them this potion?" Sakura said, brandishing a vial with purple liquid in it, "it'll change their personalities to 'normal'."

"Is that really wise?" came a voice from behind them. The three swung around to face their former mentor Kakashi.

"Why not?" Naruto asked, "It'd save Konoha and the other countries from being subjected to… this…"

"Not to mention Sasuke could come home!" Sakura squealed. Kakashi nodded.

"Have you considered that this is normal for them?" he stated, "and perhaps you three could not turn out like them by trying?"

There was silence for a moment while the group watched as Tsunade slapped Jiraya for oogling her chest, and kicked Orochimaru for trying to bite her. They all sighed loudly and began to walk back towards Konoha.

"Does that mean… that I can come home?"

"Sure it does," Kakashi replied.

"What about your brother?" Naruto asked. Sasuke shrugged as he placed an arm around his team mate's shoulders.

"I think perhaps rebuilding the clan before him would be a greater mission…" he said, eyeing Sakura. As her face turned bright red, her inner self shouted: "YEAH!!!!! I GET SASUKE! IN YOUR FACE INO-PIG!"


Author's Note: Yup, all OOC and crack-tastic. Tell me how I went, maybe I could improve for next time!