Once upon a time there was a banana. This particular banana was special because he was FAT! He LOVED pandas, but some say he likes koalas more. His favorite foods are potatoes and candy that jumps. One day he walked up to a potato. "Hi!" Said banana A.K.A Bob. Bob stands for Blake of Bananas. His mother was an ostrich and his father was a panda. All of the sudden a little boy who loves potatoes and bananas came. He picked up the potato just as Bob rolled for cover. "I love monkeys!" He shouted. Then Acorntail said, "NO!" "What does a fox say?" All of the sudden a fox jumped out of nowhere and started shouting "Ming Ming Ming Ming Ming!" Then a banana lady who Bob fell in love with came along and Bob died and respawned. Then he kissed the lady banana and she screeched and squealed. She drank a spit resistance potion. Then she called the cops and they removed Bob's mouth. The lady banana does not like being kissed. Then the lady banana said," Ferret pooping cookie poodles!" Then Bob made his house out of ferrets. The ferrets smelled strange. Then out of nowhere a flashing light came out and was Mr. Cookie Bobs long lost brother. Then they all died even the ferrets.
THE END!
Credits: Cherrypetal
