The Conversation !

Ruthie is off to tell Martin that he is the father of her unborn child. Of course this conversation will be held in Martin's car ( like all important conversations).

"Martin, There is something I need to tell you"

" We are friends you can tell me anything"

" Um" Ruthie gets distracted by his devastatingly beautiful eyes.

"Ruthie, what is it?"

" I'm pregnant"

"WHAT?!?"

"Yeah"

" Does T-Bone know?"

" Why are you asking if T-Bone knows?"

" Well, he is the father, I feel like he should know"

" He is not the father"

"WHAT?!? Is it Mac?"

" WHAT?!? NO!! IT'S YOU!"

"WHAT?!?"

"MARTIN, YOU ARE THE FATHER!!!"

" You have got to be kidding me"

" Yeah, this is just some sick joke"

" Ruthie, I don't understand"

" Would you like me to explain it to you? When a man and a wo-"

" Ruthie! I get that, but.."

" But nothing, Martin, I am pregnant and you are the father!"

" Jeez, first Sandy and now you? I need to start drinking Mountain Dew" ( It lowers sperm count)