The Conversation !
Ruthie is off to tell Martin that he is the father of her unborn child. Of course this conversation will be held in Martin's car ( like all important conversations).
"Martin, There is something I need to tell you"
" We are friends you can tell me anything"
" Um" Ruthie gets distracted by his devastatingly beautiful eyes.
"Ruthie, what is it?"
" I'm pregnant"
"WHAT?!?"
"Yeah"
" Does T-Bone know?"
" Why are you asking if T-Bone knows?"
" Well, he is the father, I feel like he should know"
" He is not the father"
"WHAT?!? Is it Mac?"
" WHAT?!? NO!! IT'S YOU!"
"WHAT?!?"
"MARTIN, YOU ARE THE FATHER!!!"
" You have got to be kidding me"
" Yeah, this is just some sick joke"
" Ruthie, I don't understand"
" Would you like me to explain it to you? When a man and a wo-"
" Ruthie! I get that, but.."
" But nothing, Martin, I am pregnant and you are the father!"
" Jeez, first Sandy and now you? I need to start drinking Mountain Dew" ( It lowers sperm count)
