Pain … pain was all he remembered, oh and the mother facking rainbow of doom and then the black he was in now. And how he got here he didn't know. The last thing he remembered was reading red vs blue fanfic about getting turned in a A.I. than a blinding light came for the laptop in the form of rainbow. If I facking get sucked in my littie pony I hope I get turn into a T-1000/T-X terminator. That would be the most badass thing there.

But giss what's back it's the mother FACKING rainbow, no I DON'T what to taste the rainbow I thought as the rainbow open up and I black out my last thought was what simmons quote "it's not a race thing"

When I woke up to what I to what I never thought ( yeah right) would happen. There in front of me was the director and counselor, face to face or raver 5 stories high face to face. Then I look around and see computers, papers, and glass.

"Hello my name Is the counselor, how do you feel?" ask the counselor and the best red vs blue response comes to my head or cpu, oh did I forget to mchen that i'm now a ai. I look like a sartan with my colors being red and blue and the skim is camouflage and we all know what ai. "I feel like I got shoot by a facking tank" i said as I get up and look at them" I know you two" "no you don't this is the first time you mat us, today's your birthday". Than I must have seen you doing duvet and if todays my B-day then what my name? I ask them the counselor was going to speak but the director stopped him and said " your name is pi." I like pi thank you and can I be paired with agent south? My hope was to fack up south shooting north and wash in the back's for a A.I. " And why do you want to be paired with agent south?" he ask with raised bow " I think that me and her would be a good match and she one of two who don't have one on the leaderboard." I will consider it, now log off. and now all I had was me and thoughts. Now I know most people would be faking out but i've read too many fanfics to know what to do and how to do it and if this is a fanfic then you better like it or tex will find you and smash your ball in and if you don't have them hope you like cliffs. Then I want to sleep that came almost instantly.

wane I woke up I was in some ones head with the location being a car and a little girl throwing up in a bowen bag. I can think I can giss where i'm at or hom im in "bow chace bow wow" you hear in the head. What the fack how did she know that?

oh fack it i'm online.

First thing you see is south and carolina. North was next to south, Wash and York were next to carolina and backs were turned to me and a idea came to my head so I give north the sign to be quwat and tholte/tipe toe over to them and said as loud as I can *SURPRISE MOTHERFACKERS* the look on their faces was pressly. Me, north, and Theta laughed owe head's off at that and what there said " WHAT THE FACK".They looked so mad at me " ok real funny " You bet, hi my name is pi and you three are north, wash, york, and my brother theta. I said to them and they look at me like i was bat shit crazy. How did you know that? The base computer how alose twitter? what's twitter? they asked buy south stated to wake up. north was the fist to her. "How you feel". "Like hell" was her reply and came next to her head and said " will time to get up I what to see what my knew pownter and i can do?" so you're my ai i thought you be bigger. will i'm bigger than him. i said as i punt to wash. we laughed at that I think that i'm going to like it here.