The Spider Ham Theme Song

A/N: A short parody of the classic 1990 Spider man theme song adapted for "Peter Porker: The Spectacular Spider Ham", please rate and review.

1990's:

Spider Ham, Spider Ham

Does whatever a spider can.

Gets into tons of scuffles,

Sniffs out thieves just like truffles.

Watch out! Here comes the Spider Ham.

Is he a pig, or a spider-

A hero is born from a hair dryer.

Can he swing from a string?

Ham Hocks of fury he will bring,

Check it out! There goes the Spider Ham.

In the chill of night,

As quick as spending a dime,

Web Swinging's great delight,

He'll arrive just in time!

Spider Ham, Spider Ham,

Friendly Neighborhood Spider Ham

When he helps, he's ignored-

On his heads' a great reward.

To him,

Life's a great big Ham Up-

Wherever there's a Hang Up-

You can count on the Spider Ham!