The Spider Ham Theme Song
A/N: A short parody of the classic 1990 Spider man theme song adapted for "Peter Porker: The Spectacular Spider Ham", please rate and review.
1990's:Spider Ham, Spider Ham
Does whatever a spider can.
Gets into tons of scuffles,
Sniffs out thieves just like truffles.
Watch out! Here comes the Spider Ham.
Is he a pig, or a spider-
A hero is born from a hair dryer.
Can he swing from a string?
Ham Hocks of fury he will bring,
Check it out! There goes the Spider Ham.
In the chill of night,
As quick as spending a dime,
Web Swinging's great delight,
He'll arrive just in time!
Spider Ham, Spider Ham,
Friendly Neighborhood Spider Ham
When he helps, he's ignored-
On his heads' a great reward.
To him,
Life's a great big Ham Up-
Wherever there's a Hang Up-
You can count on the Spider Ham!
