Story: Street Fighter: Sakura Annoys The Hell Out Of M. Bison Remastered
Author: Master Jin Sonata & Time Master
Written: September 2007
Remastered: June 30th, 2016
Genre: Humor/Adventure
Rating: T (Violence, Language)
Disclaimer: We do not own Capcom or its hyperactive Shoto girl, Sakura.
Author's Note: M. Bison = Dictator, Vega = Claw, Balrog = Boxer in this fic.


Shadoloo Headquarters, Thailand

M. Bison, the leader of the evil organization of Shadoloo, sits in his command chair as he monitored the worldwide activities.

"Hmm…where should I traffic my drug ring next…Sri Lanka…Portugal…Brazil…?" Bison says, rubbing his chin. He then presses a button on the arm of his chair.

The large monitor in front of him switches to a live feed of a quiet Japanese neighborhood. Walking down the street was one of Bison's robots in disguise, surveying the area.

"Yes…this place will do just fine…" Bison says, grinning menacingly.

Just then, he saw a somewhat familiar looking girl walk across the screen, which in turn notices the robot and approaches it.

It was Sakura Kasugano.

Since there was no audio to go with the video feed, Bison had to guess what Sakura was doing at the moment based on her actions.

Bison watches as Sakura pokes at the robot as she seems to be trying to ask it something. The robot kept ignoring her as she kept bugging the machine. Getting frustrated with the unresponsive robot, Sakura kicks the machine clear across the street, where it collides into a brick wall and explodes. Sakura scratches her head, shrugs, and skips on merrily down the street to do something else.

Bison could only sit and stare in disbelief at what just happened.

"Stupid little girl! Those machines cost an arm and a leg to make!" Bison growls, his expression soon turning menacing. "No matter, I'll just send another one to destroy her."

Bison presses the button on his chair once more, and watches as another robot fly toward the city and land several feet in front of Sakura. The robot's arm transforms into a machine gun, and points it toward the girl. Sakura's eyes widenes as she jumps out of the way of the gunfire and began scrambling down the street, dodging bullets along the way.

"Muhahaha! How entertaining this is!" Bison says with a satisfying smile.

The screen now showed the robot looking around the city trying to locate Sakura, who appears to be nowhere in sight.

"What's this? Why can't my robot locate that girl?" Bison questions.

It wasn't long before the robot shut its sensors off by itself, causing the screen in front of Bison to go blank.

"What? Now what's going on?" Bison says, now starting to get frustrated at the current situation.

Bison sat in his chair, deciding to patiently wait to see what happens next.

"HIYA MR. BUS DRIVER!"

"WAAAHHH!" yells Bison as he jumps out of his chair, causing him to crash head first into his monitor. After getting himself unstuck. Bison quickly spins around to see who just shouted in his ear.

It was Sakura.

"What the hell…I'm no bus driver!" Bison growls angrily, now stomping toward Sakura.

"Well, you look like one!" Sakura says with a cheesy smile.

Bison grabs her and held her at his eye level.

"Quiet! And just what are you doing here in my secret underground base? No, scratch that…how did you get in here without my security guards stopping you?" Bison demands.

"Oh, you mean the forty-seven guys I wasted down the hallway?" Sakura asks, scratching her head.

Bison's eye widens as he drags Sakura with him and peeks outside the door of his control room and sees all of his security personnel lying on the ground unconscious.

"Oh, and I came here to get away from that mean robot that was chasing me earlier," Sakura explains with a smile.

"Why you little…" Bison says, about to strangle the girl when he suddenly hears gunfire nearby.

Bison looks up to see the robot he sent to pursue Sakura run around the corner and began to fire his machine gun at the two.

"Damn!" Bison yelps as he dove out of the way from the gunfire and shot a psycho ball at it, destroying his robot on contact.

"So what do you wanna do now?" Sakura asks eagerly, looking up at Bison with a gleaming look in her eyes.

Bison gave Sakura a dirty look as he pulls out his walkie-talki and calls his agents.

"Zangief, Vega, Balrog, and Sagat, report to the control room immediately. I have jobs for all of you," Bison grumbles into the device, still holding Sakura in a headlock in which she didn't mind.


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