Spatial Recognition

Two days ago, Scott Summers ran into his old high school teacher. Today he is a changed man.


It was the summer of 2002. So sweet was the heat of the weather. It was a lovely afternoon inside the professor's mansion.

"Yo yo yo, you're pretty hot yo. Where'd you come from? Jamaica?" said a large thick voice from behind the manly figure of Scott Summers. "Come dance wit me."

Scott Summrs turned around on his spot and witness Kurt as Kurt scarf down his Big Mac n frise. Kurt also pulled out some warm Takoyaki balls from his pocket and ate them too. Scott show disgust on his face and turned saying: "what are you doing here? I thought I told you I do not talk to people who live in MY HOUSE."

Two seconds later, Jeans appeared in Scott's front and is like, "O my god, scott i heard yeu. Why are you being so mean? I thought you two were ferns?"

Jean was angry and so left in a huffs, shouldering Scott in one side but she trips from Scotts foot.

"Wohohoho man," Nitecrawler yelled and pointed wildly at Scoot and then at Jeans, "zat was so uncool. How could you make her fall down on to the floor?" Kurt was so horrify, his head was shaking!

Scotch crossed his arms with a sexy sunglasses smirk. "You dont know me, Curt. Everybody doesn't know me." And the young man turn his back on the furry blue Curt and started to walk away down the hallway towards the area of the kitchen. "You must leave me alone now for i am really having a really bad day, i mean COME ON, where can some dude get a shampoo around here?! somebody has stolen mine! It was $22 dollas!"

Kurt Wagner was looking surprised at his friends revelations "vat shampoo?" he ask as he helped JIN GRAY up from the hard ground. "i have lots of shampoo! For my fuzzy! you vant mine?"

But scoot was already gone far away.

Jean look at Knightcrawling in sympathy and they both shrugged in awkward unity. "Vat is his problem?" they both wondered out loud. "Such a moody guy".

Meanwhile… Wolverine Logan is writing his paperback novel at the breakfast table. It was long impressive novel with lots of caps lock and quotations of people screaming about moto cycles and racing. "Hell yea this book man," the adult man thinked to himself as he wrote his next sentence: and then Cycops and his dumbass RED car with NO ROOF AT ALL crashed with a MEGA humongous BOOOOOM into the ROCKS UNDER THE F*CKIING BRIDGE! SHIT MAN IT WAS SUCH A FANTASTIC.

Scot Xummers stormed into the dining room & he begins to yell at Longan in a large voice full of immense hatred. "My shampoo, have YOU seen it WOLFEREEN? Kurt said you might have take it from my bathroom. You betta give it back, you disk."

Loogen stood up immediately, his face going a black purple from being suddenly hotheaded. "Excuse me, goggle eyed, you have absolute ZERO rights to accuse such things at me. I'm so glad your SHIT garbager car crashes in my BOOK." The angered male lifted his novel in the air and waved it around angrily - its title is THE GREAT MOTOR RAVE. "Many people are gunna read this, SCOT."

"OKAY BUT DID YOU STEAL THE SAMPOO VOLDREEN?!"

"NO, YOU PUNK."

"NO!?"

"NO, NOW GET YOUR NONSENSICAL ASS OUTTA MY ROOM BEFO' I START CUTTING."

Scott ran out of the room and BAM straight into Shortcat. Good thing she transported through the man quickly and was unharmed but Cyclosp spin around confusedly for a second.

"Oh hey Kitty, have you seen what happen to my hair soap?" he asked her the question tiredly.

"Totally like no! Like whaaaaat? Who even uses shamWow nowadays?"

"I SAID SHAMPOO."

Kitty growled. "no need to use that tone with me, Cyclones. You can be such a disk sometimes you know?"

Scott rolled his eyes and crackle his knuckles "please answer my query, Swallocar."

"ok ok jeez don't get annoyed. I didn't see your shampoo. What kind was the brand?

Soct took awhile to reply. He was embarrassing himself! "… L'oreal. Ultra shiny SLEEK Everlasting." He whisper greatly.

"Oh\ It's probably with Rohge, she uses so much of that stuff," Kitty said smartly. "You better ask for it back or it'll be gone soon."

Without saying thank you or goodbye, Scott RAN to Rogues room quickly, his rapid footsteps making awesome noises as he stepped down the mansion's hallways.

HE BURST INTO THE X-WOMANS ROOM TO FIND…

"HOLY CRAP SCOOT, WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOIN' IN MAH ROOM?" RoUge screamed. She was watching a My Little Pony on TV. WITH LOGAN!

"OH MY GOOORD… LOLVERINE WATCHES THIS?!"

Logan snarl defensively and threw something heavy in the scots direction "GET OUT THIS SHOW IS SO GOOD"!

THE GREAT MOTOR RAVE hit cyclop in the head. "ow! OW!" but scott did not want to get out immediately.

"ROGUE WHERE IS MY SHAMPOO!"

"YOUR SHAMPOO IS RIGHT HERE, SCOTTISH SUMMER," a large voice said from behind scott, and everyone gasped collectively becos…

… it was PROFESSOR X!

~*BAMF!*~

"NO WAY, ZE PROF USED IT?" Kurt was flamboyant. "VAT ZE HECK."

"And here is your conditioning too," PROF Xavier handed Scort the bottles of shampoo and condition. "I apologise. My… hair… was getting unmanageable."

Everybody looked HORRIFY.

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