Me: Oh Deidara...you have to do the disclaimer.

Deidara: Hmm? Fine. * pulls away from Hinata's lips*

Me: Deidara, you sly dog. I didn't know you had it in you.* smirks* What would Neji say if he saw you kissing his cousin?

Hinata: Please don't tell.

Me: Alright, but you still have to do the disclaimer Deidara.

Deidara: This story belongs to their prospective creator. Come on Hinata un, let's get out of here.

Hinata: O-okay.

Me: Without further ado, on with the story.

" Alright, that's a wrap." the producer announced to the cast of Naruto.

" Finally." said the blonde member of the villain organization," see you tomorrow."

A nervous female approached him, her indigo hair in a ponytail," Dei kun...do you...h-have a minute?"

" Hmm? For you Hinata, I have the world. What is it?"

The girl hesitated, poking her fingers together," Well, you see um..."

" Spit it out." the silver haired male bellowed.

" Well...okay...Dei kun, will you g-g-go out with me?"

" I would love to un."

Hinata blushed a cherry tomato hue," W-w-w-where would you want to go?"

" Good question un," Deidara replied," you up for a movie?"

" Have fun you two." cheered the masked Tobi.

" I should be on that date with Hinata." Itachi sighed.

" Jealous?" Hidan sneered.

" Hn."

" Hold up un," said Deidara, " I almost forgot to remove these."

Hinata blinked," Oh right, the hand mouths."

" Much better un."


" Here we are, " said the blonde," 22 Jump Street."

" I love the first one. It was funny."

Deidara smiled," You too huh? And I noticed you're no longer in character."

" Yeah." the female nodded," when I get off the studio, I revert back to my usual self."

" Me too, " the blonde admitted, his English accent in his speech.

" I just love your English accent. Are you from London?"

Deidara nodded, " Wales actually. If you like, I will take you there someday."

" Really? I like that." the lavender eyed female snuggled against him.

" How long will it take the others to realize we're dating?" the blue eyed male asked.

" They already know." his beautiful girlfriend answered smiling as the previews began.