I don't own them. It's all JK Rowling's. I'm just borrowing them for the moment.
Severus Snape was, as usual, swooping up and down the hallways, his black robes billowing behind him, making him look like a malevolent bat. It was Valentine's Day, and most of the younger students were in their Common Rooms whilst the older students lingered around after having enjoyed the rather saccharine Valentine's Day Ball.
He noticed some movement behind one of the tapestries and narrowed his eyes. Approaching it stealthily, he threw back the tapestry and noticed Samantha Robbins and Michael Haworth snogging each other senseless. They broke apart and looked at Snape with widened eyes.
"That will be 25 points each from Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw," he hissed. He noticed the glint of silver on Robbins' robes. "Miss Robbins, you should know better as a prefect. That will be an additional 10 points from Hufflepuff for blatant irresponsibility."
Robbins' lip started to quiver. "But, sir –" she said.
Snape glared at the students. "No more from either of you. Now get out of my sight."
They fled from the hallway.
He smirked as he continued his way down to the dungeons.
His wife was waiting for him in her usual place on the sofa in front of the fire. After he removed his teaching robes, he joined Hermione on the sofa as she pressed a glass of elf-made wine into his hand.
"Well, that took you long enough," she said as Severus sat down next to her. "How many couples did you catch tonight?"
Severus sighed as he took a sip of wine. "Five couples. All either sixth- or seventh-years." He smirked. "I must still have it after all these years – several of the girls were wibbling as I took points away from them."
Hermione smiled as she shook her head. "Oh, Severus, if I didn't know you any better, I'd say you're doing this for sport."
Severus chuckled. "Wibbity wobbity woo woo woo!" He smiled as Hermione gave him a quizzical look. "Catching wayward students always gives me joy."
Hermione smacked him on the forearm. "Severus Snape, you are one incorrigible wizard," she said as she kissed him chastely on the lips, "and I wouldn't want to have you any other way."
A/N: Prompt issued by silverdoe: make Snape use the word wibble. Addendum by CharmedForce: For extra special bonus points, get him to use "wibbity wobbity woo". Thanks go ladyinthecloak for the beta-reading, to SeverusLovesUs and CharmedForce for narrowing down the definition of "wibble" (quivering of the lower lip), and to teshara for finding the expression "wibbity wobbity woo" from the Urban Dictionary.
