Me: Well, everybody would have known I would do this. Welcome to Shaun of The Dead: Yugioh style!

Yugi: Mew2oflight is having a vacation, so we will be here.

Joey: Yep, now lets get this chapter started!

Chapter 1: Seeing is beliving.

We pan in on a man walking barefoot, making the classic "Uhhhhh" zombie sound, we then pan up, seeing Yugi yawning.

" Man, that felt good"

Pan in on Yugi brushing his teeth, then another pan on him wearing a white suit that says "Assistant maneger" on it, then pan in on his work.

" Look, Marshall is sick today so I'll be the maneger for today." Yugi told the workers.

" Ummm, why is he sick" One of the workers said.

" the docter said he had an accident near some meteor sight. Now lets start working" Yugi said, with strang peppiness.

8-12 hours later.

Pan in on Yugi inside of his house.

"Joey, have you found work yet"

"Nah Yug. Can't find anything at my level."

" Umm, you know that you were a telemarketer, and there is like 40 job references for people with telemarking abillities right"

"I can't take those jobs, 'cause of all them lawsuites on them girls, 'member"

"DAMNIT! WHY CAN"T YOU FIND A FUCKING JOB" Yugi bursted out.

"Woah Yug, are ya alright? Kinda big outburst-(T.V cuts himoff)

T.V: It seems that Space Craft "Alpha Delta Homer" has crashed landed in the Japan area. Strange smoke has appered from it. More news when developed.

"Hey, thats strange, since we dont get channels from America."Yugi spoke in his regular voice.

" Oh yeah, I stole Bakura's cable."

"WHAT"

"Hey, remember, his in the hospital from that hobo bite."

" Man i need a drink."

"Lets just go to the bar" Joey said, exited.

"Nah, maybe tomorrow." Yugi said, walking up to the stairs, hitting someone along the way.

"Be carful numb nuts." Marik said with anger.

"Whats wrong with you"

"Damn Joey keeps pissing all over the toilet seat! You best tell him to clean up his mess." Marik said, walking down the stairs.

" I HEARED THAT" Joey yelled.

" I cant take this shit now alright? Just take some pills." yugi told Marik.

" Alright, but if he does this again..." Marik said to Yugi, who was walking to his room.

Next day...OW! Damn wall.

"Hey Yug, want a beer"

" Yeah! Pass it" Yugi said on the couch.

"Crap! we're out"

"NOW we can go to the bar."

"YESSS" Joey yelled.

At the '" Super Cool Drunken Moron's Bar"".

"They really should change that name." yugi said, drinking from his glass.

"Hey, so how was Tea when ya called her"

"Well..."

FLASHBACK.

"So, how are you" Yugi asks.

"Fine Yugi." Tea then hangs up.

END FLASHBACK.

" And how was it when ya visited her" Joey said.

"Well..."

YES, ANOTHER FLASHBACK BUT MUCH LONGER.

At the Flower store.

"Umm, I need some flowers for my girlfriend."

"Sure, what do you want to say on the card" The flower girl asked.

"Does it matter" Yugi said, strangly pissed.

Flower girl's mind: Hehe, this should fuck him up! She thought as she wrote " Happy Birthday mum!' on the card.

At Tea's apartment room.

"Ummm, honey this card says "happy birthday mom". Tea told Yugi, slightly pissed like hell.

" WHAT THE FUCK" Yugi yelled, taking the card and reading it. "You've got to be fucking kidding me"

"Yugi, I think you should leave. I really don't like it when your angry." Tea told Yugi.

" Alright." Yugi said leaving. Then he thought" Wait, she only tells me that when... OH SHIT" Yugi thought, trying to re-open the door.

"Look, I can take angry manegment, just don't leave me" Yugi yelled.

"Look, just leave" Tea told Yugi from behind the door. Yugi looked like he was stabed with a thousin rusty saw blades.

END FLSAHBACK.

"That bad huh."

"Yeah, but it was that stupid flower girl who did this! I feel so worthless now." Yugi said.

" Look, it's not like it is the end of the earth or someting like that." Joey said, trying to console Yugi. As then a hand hits the glass window above their head, and the hand kept pounding the window.

Outside of bar, about 10 minutes later.

" Hehe, Yug I think them there girls are..." Joey slurred out.

"Naw, look. It looks forced or someting." Yugi tried to explain, drunk of course." Lets just go." Yugi said, trying to bring Joey with him as they tried to walk through the cross-walk thinge.

Strange man: UHHHHHHHH!

Yugi and Joey: Dubba-dubba-dubba-dubba.

Strange man: UHHHHHHHH!

Yugi and Joey: Dubba-dubba-dubba-dubba.

Strange man: UHHHHHHHH!

Yugi and Joey FINALLY make it home.

Next day(again).

We see Yugi walking out of the house, passing what seem to be a car crash, then a dead body then the store.

"Hey Jake I'll pay the rest later okay" Yugi said to what he thinks is Jake.

" UHHHHHHHH" Was Jake's ansewr.

" Drunk again" Was Yugi's anserw to Jake's anserw as he left. He then passed the dead body started to get up and still not noticing him, then the car crash, then reaching home again.

"Hey Yug, check out the T.V" Joey explained.

T.V reporter: It seems that chaos ensues in Japan as the dead are reborn into zombies. Religious groups say that this is "judgement day". All people who are still in Japan should lock there doors and lock all windows.

" OO Oh dear lord" Yugi yelled looking around the house. " DID WE EVEN LOCK ANY OF THESE DOORS" Yugi screamed, closing all the windows and doors, then sitting down.

" Well, I dont think they'll be any trouble now." Joey said with VERY strange peppiness as the a zombie came through the hallway. " AHHHHHHHH" Yugi and Joey yelled as they ran out of the house.

"Shit! Those bithches! Do we have weapons" Yugi yelled.

"Wait" Joey said, grabing a shovel and breaking a chest open, showing a lot of porn and a bunch of records. "We can use these records as Ninja throwing stars"

"OO Well, thats the best we go-(Gets cut-off by zombie going through a window.)"

"Okay which ones"

"Nicole Kidmans best"

"No."

"Ashanti's Worst"

"Yeah." Joey said as he then grabed the record and threw it at the zombie, embedding itself in it's head. "Best get another Yug"

"Ummm, Micheal Jacksons Thriller"

"YES" Grabs record and throws it at the zombie, stabbing it in the head and killing it.

"Yeah bitch, thats how weis do tis shit in here" Joey yelled.

" Wait, weres Marik" Yugi asked.

" I think he was showering up-OH SHIT"

"Damn, i'll go check if hes alive" Yugi told Joey, as he went back inside. Now we see Yugi in front of the bathroom.

"Ummmm, Marik are you in here"
"Yeah, just don't enter! I have diarria like hell" Marik yelled.

" Marik, theres zombies and they'll eat you if you don't get out."

"FUCK! Can you just grab a bag then" Marik asked Yugi.

"Sure." Yugi said as he left.

Me: Alright, chapter 2 should come out later.

Yugi: Why didn't Marik become a zombie like in the movie?

Me: He paid me.

Yugi: Oookay. Now people, read and review!