Chapter One: Patrick, Pete, and Holes in the Woods

One day, Pete and Patrick were having wild, gay buttsex in the forest.

"I have an idea!" Pete exclaimed, a grin spreading across his face. When Patrick looked at him in a it's probably gay but whatever sort of way, Pete continued. "Why don't we dig a hole and then fuck in it?"

Patrick grinned in agreement. Pete always came up with the best ideas. They stopped at the store and bought shovels and headed back into the woods. "Dig, you filthy emo scum, DIG!" Pete yelled as Patrick went further and further away from the surface world. Pete jumped into the hole, reading himself to jump into another, more sensuous hole.

"Pete, wait," Patrick said, looking concerned as Pete pouted in protest. "There's a time machine in here!"

Three months after the discovery of the time machine in Pete and Patrick's fuck hole, the boys in All Time Low, Tay Jardine, and the Ghost of Ryan Ross were told to come and join them on an adventure. "Prepare your frail, emo little bodies," Patrick said, as they all gathered to travel back in time to shoot Archduke Ferdinand and be the cause of a deadly World War.

The time machine was cramped, and Rian and Zack were so close their juicy sausages quivered with homoerotic pleasure. "Let's get this baby travelling!" Ryan Ross' semi-transparent ghost said, ready to go back to a time before he was killed in a freak accident involving a tractor and several thousand bees.

When Pete hit the time machine's GO BACK IN TIME button, Tay was instantly killed. "She will be dearly missed" Zack said, before feasting on her still-warm body. After a short wait, there was a loud ding that told them that they had arrived at their destination. Jack, pulling a revolver out of his asshole, was ready to pull the trigger. However, upon stepping out of the time machine…

"Hey! This isn't 20th century Europe!" Rian shouted, his voice cracking with dismay. He was right. They were somewhere dry, arid, and no one could sense another homosexual within twenty five miles.

Before they had enough time to realize where they were, a crowd of chanting individuals was getting closer and closer. "Woah!" Patrick shouted, "Maybe they're going to invite us to an orgy!" Good one Patrick, always thinking on the optimistic side.

The crowd of strangers looked at the crowd of gay-ass twinks. Pete and Patrick, scared for their lives, ran away into the landscape, to be lost forever. Now it was just a group of people no one knew, Rian, Zack, Jack, Alex, and Ryan Ross. Kind of. His ghost, really.

"We're the Mongols. We saw your machine apparate out of no where. What the fuck was that. It just.. like.. came out of no where. What the fuck. It was so fucking gay. Also we speak perfect English for giggles. We assume you speak english because you're all gay. Genghis Khan wants to see the one who has the hair of a skunk."

Jack gasped. Could it be that Genghis Khan, expert on raping and pillaging and setting fire to East-Asian villages, be calling for him? He sensed something. The start of something new. His heart twinged.

At the same time, something stirred inside of Alex. Would Genghis Khan really steal away his Jacky Baby? Something was stirring inside of him. It would grow into jealousy and become a fire inside of Alex, as well as his dick. The jealousy would soon turn into a raging fire inside of him and force him to do things. Unspeakable things.

Chapter One: Patrick, Pete, and Holes in the Woods

One day, Pete and Patrick were having wild, gay buttsex in the forest.

"I have an idea!" Pete exclaimed, a grin spreading across his face. When Patrick looked at him in a it's probably gay but whatever sort of way, Pete continued. "Why don't we dig a hole and then fuck in it?"

Patrick grinned in agreement. Pete always came up with the best ideas. They stopped at the store and bought shovels and headed back into the woods. "Dig, you filthy emo scum, DIG!" Pete yelled as Patrick went further and further away from the surface world. Pete jumped into the hole, reading himself to jump into another, more sensuous hole.

"Pete, wait," Patrick said, looking concerned as Pete pouted in protest. "There's a time machine in here!"

Three months after the discovery of the time machine in Pete and Patrick's fuck hole, the boys in All Time Low, Tay Jardine, and the Ghost of Ryan Ross were told to come and join them on an adventure. "Prepare your frail, emo little bodies," Patrick said, as they all gathered to travel back in time to shoot Archduke Ferdinand and be the cause of a deadly World War.

The time machine was cramped, and Rian and Zack were so close their juicy sausages quivered with homoerotic pleasure. "Let's get this baby travelling!" Ryan Ross' semi-transparent ghost said, ready to go back to a time before he was killed in a freak accident involving a tractor and several thousand bees.

When Pete hit the time machine's GO BACK IN TIME button, Tay was instantly killed. "She will be dearly missed" Zack said, before feasting on her still-warm body. After a short wait, there was a loud ding that told them that they had arrived at their destination. Jack, pulling a revolver out of his asshole, was ready to pull the trigger. However, upon stepping out of the time machine…

"Hey! This isn't 20th century Europe!" Rian shouted, his voice cracking with dismay. He was right. They were somewhere dry, arid, and no one could sense another homosexual within twenty five miles.

Before they had enough time to realize where they were, a crowd of chanting individuals was getting closer and closer. "Woah!" Patrick shouted, "Maybe they're going to invite us to an orgy!" Good one Patrick, always thinking on the optimistic side.

The crowd of strangers looked at the crowd of gay-ass twinks. Pete and Patrick, scared for their lives, ran away into the landscape, to be lost forever. Now it was just a group of people no one knew, Rian, Zack, Jack, Alex, and Ryan Ross. Kind of. His ghost, really.

"We're the Mongols. We saw your machine apparate out of no where. What the fuck was that. It just.. like.. came out of no where. What the fuck. It was so fucking gay. Also we speak perfect English for giggles. We assume you speak english because you're all gay. Genghis Khan wants to see the one who has the hair of a skunk."

Jack gasped. Could it be that Genghis Khan, expert on raping and pillaging and setting fire to East-Asian villages, be calling for him? He sensed something. The start of something new. His heart twinged.

At the same time, something stirred inside of Alex. Would Genghis Khan really steal away his Jacky Baby? Something was stirring inside of him. It would grow into jealousy and become a fire inside of Alex, as well as his dick. The jealousy would soon turn into a raging fire inside of him and force him to do things. Unspeakable things.