Shia Lebouf - fart goblin/furture fart goblins

Gilbert godfree - Bowl of jello

Arnold - Arnold

Parking lot - Ron Jeremy

Once there was a bowl full of jello owned by a wee fart goblin, who liked to prance around the forest in his leotard much to the dismay to the other forest dwellers. Then one day, the chief of the forest, Arnold Swartzanager, said, "I have had enough of this goblin and his antics." Suddenly a portal opened up and the goblins future self appeared and then another portal opened up and another future fart goblin came out and said, "Dint do what you're going to do, it ruins the future." So then Arnold flexed his glut muscles and poofed them back to the future. But little did they know that the bowl of jellos plan had come to fruition, a small crop duster plane flew over head. The bowl of jello, armed with a low yeild nuclear device, jumped out of the back of the plane and struck Arnold in the back of the head using his titumian terminator skeleton to detenate the low yeild device destroying the small forest and cleared way for a new parking lot. The moral of this story is winners don't do drugs.