Somewhere in the deep recesses of space, in the vast galaxy of...wherever. It sure wasn't the one that we're in, that's for sure. Can't fly through space and breathe there, that's for sure. Anyway, a green flash flew through the sky and touched down on a strange, small planet. The figure stood up slowly and it appeared to be a tall man in a green shirt and blue suspenders...Luigi Mario.

The plumber turned spaceman looked around and quickly noticed that a toad was hopping-wait, how the hell did a Toad get on that planet? Whatever! Luigi walked up to the strange little mushroom creature. "H-have you seen my brother?" He asked timidly.

"Nope! But I did see a star somewhere on this planet, maybe that can help!" The Toad happily pointed to a stump, where a large switch appeared. "Although it won't be easy to get!"

Luigi looked at the switch, then to his left. He ran over and reached into the bush and pulled out the star, then went back to the Toad. "I'm-a sorry, what was that?" The Toad looked at the star in shock and passed out for whatever reason. "Well...now how-a will I find my brother?" Suddenly Mario's corpse slammed down onto the ground in front of him, causing Luigi to shriek in fear.

Iron Man touched down moments later. "I am Iron Man-oh look! It's red dude...from not too long ago. I remember killing him. Running out of ideas, are we?"

"You-a did this?" Luigi started to huff. "I'll-a kill you you bastard-o!"

As Luigi made it to him, Iron Man held out his hand and placed it on Luigi's head, causing him to run in place there. "Yeah, no, I don't think so green-boy." Iron Man lifted him by the head and tossed him into space... then blasted his ass. "And now there will never be any annoying plumber and or spacemen children...thank God." A giant diaper flew by, with some non-intelligible shouting coming from it. "Ooookay, I'm so getting out of here before they get out of that thing." Iron Man flew off into the distance and back to Earth...or somewhere.