Prologue
The Olympic Committee of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea decided that they want Pyongyang to be the host city of the olympics for the first time in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.
The Supreme Leader thinks that they need more tourism money for foreigners to see that the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is looking beautiful for all and that it's not a bad country. The Olympic Committee of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea agrees to host the olympics.
They have done the applicant phase and now they're doing the candidature phase. They already plan on which place they can have sports on like the Kim il Sung Stadium will be used as a soccer field, the Rungrado May Day Stadium will be used as an opening ceremony for hosting an Arirang Festival. It will also be used as a closing ceremony too.
Another idea would be using Ryugyong Hotel as an Olympics Villages because it would have more easy access to a revolving restaurant facilities along with a mixture of hotel accommodation, apartments and business facilities.
Their transport would be possibly having more trolleybuses and trams because it's possible for more athletes wanting to see more in Pyongyang.
The security for athletes would be real secured because 1 out of 5 people in North Korea would be a secret police. They will report the government and they will take athletes away if they show reckless behavior to this country.
The venues for the olympics in the Democratic People's Republic of Korea would be held in Pyongyang. The environment for the olympics would be cleaned up by people.
The marketing in North Korea would only be for foreigners. They convinced the IOC of what they have.
And finally, one of the members of the Olympic Committee of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea says, "We think Pyongyang will be a good place for the Olympics.".
The IOC Evaluation Committee and the other groups were convinced that they were allow to bid the olympics.
In 2029, there was an election going on for the final round. Pyongyang is rivaled with Busan. After the announcement, the ballot results were published: Pyongyang got more votes from 45-44. The competitiveness of the bids from Pyongyang and Busan was ultimately demonstrated by ONE-vote difference in the final round.
Chapter 1: In the year 2036
We see Homer sitting on a couch watching the game show on the TV. Lisa walks in the living room and sees something on the TV.
"This game show is over. I hope you enjoy this show! Anyone who enters this Game show will win the tickets to China! Call us now at 555-6297!", said the host.
"Hey Dad?", said Lisa.
"Yes Lisa?', said Homer.
"Um...can you enter the game show for me? I have a pen-pal in China.", said Lisa.
"No way!", exclaimed Homer.
"But, my pen-pal is poor! He lives in poverty!", said Lisa.
"Why do we need to visit him?! We already visited China to get Selma's baby once. And I'm not visiting it again!", exclaimed Homer.
"Come on dad! I think we've missed part of China that we have NOT visited.", explained Lisa.
"Oh yeah!? What part of China do you think we missed?", questioned Homer.
"Well, I don't think we've visited a Sino-Korean friendship bridge…"
"What does the word 'Sino' means?", asked Homer cutting off of Lisa.
"It means 'Chinese'. And the bridge is connected to North Korea.", explained Lisa. "Anyway, the Sino-Korea friendship bridge, the Terracotta army…"
Homer laughed. "The Terracotta army!? What is it like? A land of a short garment worn by Catholic priests?", questioned Homer while still laughing.
"No. A Terracotta Army is a collection of terracotta sculptures depicting the armies of Qin Shi Huang, the first Emperor of China. It is a form of funerary art buried with the emperor in 210–209 BCE and whose purpose was to protect the emperor in his afterlife.", explained Lisa.
Homer stop laughing. "Okay, what other places that we might have missed in China?", questioned Homer.
"Anyway, the Terracotta army, the Forbidden city-"
"Why is there a Forbidden city in China?", asked Homer cutting off Lisa. Lisa was annoyed but willing to speak for him.
"For almost 500 years, it served as the home of emperors and their households, as well as the ceremonial and political center of Chinese government. In 1925, the Forbidden City has been under the charge of the Palace Museum, whose extensive collection of artwork and artifacts were built upon the imperial collections of the Ming and Qing dynasties. In the old days, that name meant that no one can enter or exit the palace without the emperor's permission.", said Lisa.
"Give me two more places that we have NOT visited.", said Homer.
Lisa thinks about the place that isn't nature because she's concerned that her dad might not be interested into nature so she thinks hard. 2 minutes later, she got an idea.
"How about the Summer Palace?", said Lisa.
Homer thinks about it and then fantasize about himself. He fantasizes it as if he was outdoors only wearing his bathing suit pants and grilling some meat patties and sausages. Homer then laughs.
"Okay, what's the last one?", questioned Homer.
"The Beijing National Stadium. Its where they host the Summer Olympics in 2008.", explained Lisa.
"Okay then! That's the deal! So, who's your pen-pal?", asked Homer.
"His name is San-mao.", said Lisa.
"San-mao eh? Well, okay! I'm going to the game show!", exclaimed Homer. Lisa cheered.
Then Marge came in and said, "What's going on here?".
"Oh Marge, I'm going to join in the game show just to win 10 tickets to China!", exclaimed Homer excitedly.
"Hmm...I don't know Homie...remember one time that we've entered the game show in Tokyo?", reminded Marge.
Homer thinks about it and remembers it well. "Yes honey, but that game show is in Japan. I'm talking about the game show in America!", said Homer.
"What game show are you going into?", asked Marge in skepticism.
She holds onto her dad's mouth before he say anything. "The Wheel of Fortune!", said Lisa immediately.
"Okay, see ya guys!", said Marge leaving the living room.
Lisa let go of his dad's mouth. "Lisa, why did you lie to Marge?", questioned Homer. Marge was already out of the living room.
"I know mom well. She's not going to allow you to go to the game show that is called 'Stabbed in the butt'. She'll probably nagged you about your injuries.", whispered Lisa. Lisa was probably worried that her mom might came into the living room again at any moment.
"Oh, okay. Then, let's get outta here then.", said Homer.
"Yeah!", exclaimed Lisa. Then, they get out of the room to their car and they drive to the game show that is called stabbed in the butt.
When they get there, Homer is going to be reviewed by the game show host. When the review was over, he was allowed into the game show. The three contestants were Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson, and Francine Smith.
"The rules in that game are, if you answered correctly, you get points. You get more points if you answered immediately. If you answered wrong, you get stabbed in the butt.", explained the host.
"First question, What is C2 + O2?", asked the host.
"Oh! I know! Is it a Carbon Dioxide?", answered Homer.
"Yes! You get 3 points for answering quickly!", said the host.
"Woo-hoo!", yelled Homer.
The host asks scientific questions during the rounds of the game show. No one gets stabbed because they know how to answer scientific questions. Homer knows Chemistry better, Francine knows Biology, & Peter knows Physics.
"This is it folks, the final round. Homer has 33 points, Peter has 32 points, and Francine has 22 points. Homer, if you answer this question correctly, you'll win! And here's the question, what is the atomic weight of Silver?", said the host.
Homer thinks about it…then he realized he's in trouble. Homer didn't memorize his periodic elements.
"Homer, what's the answer?", asked the host.
Homer thinks, then push the podium, screamed, and run.
"Get him guys! Stab him in the butt!", yelled the host. The prisoners goes after him to stab him in a butt with their knives."Poor Homer, he never learns his P.E.", said the host.
"I hate P.E.!", yelled Homer.
After that happens, Homer is hiding somewhere in a parking lot. Lisa finds him in the car. Homer is shivering with fear. Lisa feels really bad about what happened.
"Oh, dad. I'm so sorry...I thought it was just the name of the show, not the actuality of stabbing people's butt.", said Lisa with real sadness.
Homer thought about it on whether he should forgive Lisa Simpson for feeling that way.
Finally, Homer said, "It okay Lisa. You really didn't know. The game show does stabs people's butt when they're wrong. Well, at least you're not laughing like the boy. I would strangle him. Now what do you say that we hit the hay?". Lisa felt much better about what her dad says.
"Thanks dad. Let's find the nearest motel that we can sleep in.", suggested Lisa.
"Sure sweetie, let's get the heck outta here.", said Homer.
"Okay.", said Lisa. And they drive out of the parking lot to the road.
Minutes later, they found the Motel called the "Quahog Motel".
"Okay, here's the motel that where a guy was going to sleep with a phone sex operator and it was later revealed to be his wife.", said Homer. And he laughed.
Lisa reaction is shivering. And then they went to sleep in the same bed.
Meanwhile, in the Mushroom Kingdom, Princess Peach has a discussion with Mario's team & Sonic's team on how are they going to behave in North Korea.
"Everyone, I had to warn you guys about North Korea. The other countries had hosted the olympics, but this country is different. It's an authoritarian regime. It means that certain things that you do is limited, but this country is almost like you can't do anything freely. So this is a warning you guys.", explained Princess Peach.
"Mario & Luigi, I think you guys are all right. I can't bring any of MY item that can be risked confiscation. That applies to you too Daisy.", explained Peach.
"Oh, all right. I won't bring any items that could grab attention.", said Daisy reluctantly.
"Thank you. Wario & Waluigi, you must be polite in North Korea. Any open rudeness to North Korea would considered an immediate insult.", said Peach.
Wario thinks carefully about what she said. Finally, Wario said it reluctantly,"Okay fine.", Waluigi also agrees with him reluctantly.
"Yoshi & Donkey Kong, I'm not sure if North Korea would allow you guys in… That also applies to the Sonic Team...", concerned Peach.
Princess Peach thought about it and said, "Just in case if they allow you in guys, Yoshi you're fine. Donkey Kong, do NOT, I repeat, do NOT became enraged when one of us is in trouble with the North Korean authorities. North Korea has more power to have no mercy on people. They can execute people if they want to for obvious reasons like singing a song that is from SOUTH KOREA. Remember, no enragement.", said Peach.
Yoshi agrees easily. Donkey Kong is now nervous about North Korea.
Then, she turns onto Sonic's team.
"Sonic, you're not allow to run freely in North Korea. The government wouldn't allow people to move around the country. If you try to run freely in North Korea, the people would try to arrest you for running. Okay?", said Princess Peach.
"Fine.", said Sonic reluctantly.
"Amy, you're not allowed to bring your hammer into North Korea. It is considered a weapon to them. They would think that you're against the government.", said Peach.
Amy sigh. "Okay…", said Amy.
"Tails, you can't bring any books. It's possible if they can confiscate those items and they could frown down on you if the book was published by any western authors.", explained Peach.
"Oh...okay…", said Tails disappointedly.
"Blaze...I think you're doing okay. Remember, North Korea is an authoritarian regime.", said Peach.
"Yes ma'am.", said Blaze.
"Silver, do NOT, I repeat, do NOT use psychokinesis onto the North Korean authorities. I don't know why, but I assume that the North Korean authorities are not very happy with that idea. I'm saying it just to be safe.", explained Peach.
"Don't worry Princess Peach. I will NOT abuse my power of a psychokinesis. I will only use it for basic things. I promise.", said Silver.
"Okay… Knuckles, I wouldn't recommend bringing your-"
Knuckles cuts her off. "I'm sorry to interrupt, but Princess Peach, It is not my gloves that has spikes, it's my back of the hands that has spikes. Let me show you.", said Knuckles and he took off the gloves and found out that he DOES have two spikes on each hand. Mario's team gasps and felt surprised to see it. Princess Peach is now MORE concerned about their behavior in North Korea. Then, Knuckles puts it back on.
"Okay, but since you're a loner, you can't be a loner in North Korea. Leaving the hotel without the guides or the guides' express permission is not possible. If you are feeling the need for 'a breath of air' then a casual stroll along the river is possible but only if accompanied with a guide. It is possible to stroll in the grounds of the hotel but please ask the guide. That means you are not free to wander your own Knuckles. The guards will take you back to the group.", explained Peach.
"Aw, damn! North Korea is such a pain in the ass!", said Knuckles.
"Yeah, they're a pain in the butt. Okay Vector, do NOT, I repeat, do NOT investigate North Korea. They'll suspect you at any moment. If they found out that you are trying to investigate in North Korea, they'll put you in prison camp. I'm not kidding, in one example, two journalists were detained in North Korea in 2009. Mr. Clinton had to 'rescue' them.", explained Peach.
Vector thought about it and said, "Okay, but pay me money so I don't have to do detective work for 30 days.".
Peach sighed. "Fine, here's 20,000 coins in the Mushroom Kingdom.", said Peach reluctantly. And she gave him a bag that contains 20,000 coins.
"Thanks! I won't forget it!", said Vector.
"And Shadow, you're aren't allowed to bring any weapons to North Korea. The government of North Korea will considered as a threat to the government.", said Peach in seriousness.
"Hmph. We'll see about that…", said Shadow.
"And finally, those four bad guys aren't allowed in North Korea. Remember that they've attempted to ruin the Winter Olympics at Pyeongchang in 2018? North Korea is willing to help out ruining the Pyeongchang olympics with them because they promise that North Korea would have more military stuff and robots to defeat the South Korean Government. When they fail, they escape North Korea before the North Korean government had attempted to executed them.", explained Princess Peach.
"If they came-a back to North Korea…", said Mario.
"...then they will execute them immediately!", said Sonic.
"Exactly! Okay guys, I think it's time to take a rest here. We'll go to the People's Republic of China tomorrow to get to the Democratic People's Republic of Korea!", exclaimed Peach.
"Why do we have to go to China first?", asked Amy.
"Because the transportation to North Korea was only limited to China, Russia, Malaysia, and Mongolia. Seasonal transportation includes Singapore and Kuwait.", explained Princess Peach.
"Okay! Good night!", said Amy.
"Good night Amy.", said Peach. And they all went to sleep.
A/N: Some part of this story has words that are borrowed from my OTHER fanfiction, so be warned! All characters belongs to their respective owners. I do NOT own them.
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