Pillars. White, huge ass cylindrical pillars. Uryuu thought to himself.
A gigantic oval shaped plate rushed towards the Quincy. Instinctively, he dodged it and shot an arrow at whence the plate came.
"Thank god for Gramps, and my talent at this Hirenkyaku shit I learnt," muttered Uryuu under his breath.
"You missed me, boy," a mocking high pitched voice engulfed the place.
So, this place is enclosed, much like a cave and its echoes.
Five minutes later, as the last echo faded away, an avian-like lady came into sight. She was standing on one of the pillars and was looking around, seemingly for Uryuu. She wore thick makeup and her mascara was recklessly blemished. Her hairdo was strange, but it was nothing compared to her dress sense. A frilly one piece dress with large poofy sleeves cut off at the shoulders. And her underwear was showing.
It was the most beautiful thing Ishida Uryuu had ever seen.
Back in the darkness, a pair of yellow and dangerous eyes lit up. It was eyeing the very same thing that Uryuu had lost his heart to.
"Stop dreaming, boy. What are you staring at?"
"Uh-uh-uh, nothing at all. My name is Ishida Uryuu, the last Quincy! " shouted Ishida at the top of his voice.
"I didn't ask for your name. But you can call me Cirucci Thunderwitch. And that's the last name you'll ever hear."
Without hesitation, the Arrancar fished out the same plate and launched it at Uryuu, secretly hoping he might dodge it.
Still in his trance, Uryuu did not notice the spinning plate that was directed at his head until the very last moment. He spun around gracefully and let nature take its course.
"What in the world are you doing?!" shouted Cirucci Thunderwitch.
"W-w-what? Oh crap! What the hell am I doing? " replied Uryuu as he lifted his hands from inside of his pants. They were wet.
To be continued ….
