BABIES, LOVE AND OTHER STUFF

BY: KIND KELLY

A/N- no one except Voldemort is dead. I love every Harry Potter character, well not everyone. I don't really like Snape and of course Voldemort, oh and I don't like Aunt Petunia, Uncle Vernon and their stupid fat son. Ok, I take back what I said about liking every HP character, I like some HP characters. Anyways I am getting off topic. So let us continue with my author's note. This chapter isn't really a chapter because it is so short; instead it is like a little prologue; well let's call it a prologue. So review, tell me how you like it, what you don't like, what you want to see less of, basically give me some ideas and comments. I post a new chapter every Monday and if you don't see one, then it will be posted on Tuesday. See ya after the prologue.

"Welcome 7th years!" Hagrid bellowed. He continued, but whispered this part, "I have been instructed by the head master to take all the 7th years to a very top secret place". He straightened up and went back to his normal loud voice. "I will be right back 7th years; I must go speak to a friend of mine before we continue on with our "journey"." With that he was off, to where no one knew.

"Oh, I wonder where we are going." Hermione said squealing a little too loudly to Harry and Ron.

"Oh shut up the fuck muggle-bitch! Stop being so fucking happy about everything! God, what, did you eat Happy Jack for breakfast?

"What's your problem Malfoy, she wasn't even talking to you, she was talking us", Harry said stepping in.

"No it's fine Harry", Hermione said looking at Harry then toward Draco. Hermione laughed, "First of all, I would like to applaud you for the little word on play. The thing for breakfast he was referring to was a cereal called Apple Jacks."

"'Mione, are you okay?"

"Of course she is okay dumbass", Ginny said looking at Ron like he was an eighteen year old kid who didn't know how to spell the word ant.

"Gin, just because you skipped a grade doesn't mean you can keep calling me dumbass!" Ron said embarrassed and a little frustrated.

"Shut up, Weasel, I am trying to listen to Draco and Hermione's word fight!" Blaise said turning toward them.

"Asshole", Ron whispered to himself.

"Pussy", Ginny the only one that heard him said smirking. Ron shot her a glare and then turned toward Draco and Hermione, as if he suddenly realized they were still fighting.

"…We are not that special, either", Draco finished with one of his famous smirks.

"You know what lets end this once and for all. You're just upset because you no longer have Pansy on your four inch pediwacker! Oh and before I forget let me say this, good twist on my usually nickname -muggle-blood-. How long did it take to come up with that, I bet all summer. Huh?" Hermione said raising one of her eyebrows.

For the first time since he was born, Draco Malfoy said nothing. Matter of fact no one in the big group of 7th years said anything.

"So is everyone ready to go?" Hagrid asked as he appeared suddenly. Without waiting for anyone to answer, Hagrid started walking assuming everyone would follow him. Every 7th year snapped out of their trance and followed Hagrid up toward the castle, well almost every 7th year.

"Wow, Hermione what the bloody hell was that?" Ron asked astonished.

"I didn't know you had it in you, I mean I know you changed figure wise but- wow!" Harry said snapping out of his trance.

"That was so….. FUCKING AWESOME!" Ginny exclaimed jumping up and down.

"By the way, 'Mione what is a pediwacker?", Ron asked curiously.

"Virgin", Ginny said quietly.

"I heard that!" Ron yelled turning red matching his hair color.

"It was meant for you to heard dumbass!" Ginny said turning to him.

"A pediwacker is a penis that is under four inches" Hermione replied hastily.

"I was just thinking. Ginny you called me a virgin, but aren't you one yourself?"

No one said anything, he looked around at each and every one of them and finally something clicked in his head. "OH GOD! Are you saying you're not a virgin, Ginny?"

"You said it not me.", Ginny replied coolly, walking toward the group of 7th years while strutting her hips a little.

"Hey, Ginny wait up! I am so telling mum!" Ron yelled after his younger sister.

Hermione and harry watched until the two siblings left their vision of sight.

Harry spoke first, "You okay Hermione?"

"Yes why?" she replied looking at him.

"Just asking"

"RONALD, YOU ARE SO DEAD!" Harry and Hermione looked toward where the voice had come from and laughed.

"I better go check on them" Harry said shaking his head.

"I will be there in a minute!" Hermione yelled as Harry walked off toward the shouting.

…..

"You okay, dude?"

"Yes I am okay, Blaise why wouldn't I be?" Draco asked boiling inside.

"Because Hermione just embarrassed you in front of the whole 7th year, I mean like seriously man that shit was funny as hell!"

"BLASIE! You are not helping"

"Why should I help someone how said they were fine?"

"Shut up, just go okay?"

"Sure Draco, don't fall too far behind!" Blaise said trying to hold in another laugh.

"Ass!" Draco yelled to him as he walked off.

"THAT WAS WAY TOO MUCH!" they both yelled angrily.

A/N- And scene, I left you guys with a cliffhanger huh? You guys will probably see that in most of the chapters! Oh wait isn't "and scene" for drama? Oh well! Anyways what did yall think, love it , hate it or its okay! Tell me what I can fix! Also help yourself by helping me help you help me by helping you thinking you're helping me when actually I could hardly give two shits! But seriously I do care, so tell everything you hated loved and everything I should add or get rid of. Most of the characters are going to be OC, and for those you don't know what OC means, I will be nice ad save you the trouble of goggling it and tell you what it means. OC means out of character. Also I curse a lot and so therefore that's why there was a lot of cursing in this prologue! There will be a lot of cursing, so if you don't like it don't read it. Anyways it's getting late and I have school tomorrow so bye! Oh shit didn't do disclaimer, so here it is now.

DISCLAMIER (it was supposed to be at the top, but fuck it) I don't own Harry Potter, or any of the characters! Um…. I guess that's it. I am officially done! BYE! SEE YA NEXT WEEK!