As this is my first fan fiction, it will not be not as good as other ones, so bear with me.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters in this story and others.
Agent Ashley Graham stepped out of the old piece of crap that the two Spanish "cops" called a jeep. She was glad that the long ride was over. One, because the two idiots kept flirting with her and two, because her butt hurt. She couldn't believe that she had to save Leon S. Kennedy, she hated him. She heard what he did to Claire after they left Raccoon City. It scared her, it would scare anyone. Even though she dreaded it, she had to save him, she was being forced to. She had a picture of him in her back pocket just in case she found any villager that spoke enough English to know who she looking for.
She took out her handgun just in case there was some random bear or something that would try to kill her on her 2 ft. walk up to that creepy old cabin in the middle of nowhere. She walked right up the steps to the strangely unlocked door like she knew whoever lived there and proceeded to search the bookcase for random, but useful, items. After she found nothing of use to her, she went up to creepy old man that was poking something in the fireplace with a stick. "Excuse me sir", she asked, hoping that the guy would know English," have you seen the man in this photo?" The man just starred at her with no sign of intelligence. After a half an hour or so, "I guess you don't.", said Ashley, and turned to walk out when the guy lunged at her with a random sharp object, conveniently just lying around, but unfortunately tripped and it just lodged itself into his face.
Once she heard the disease infested, zombie rip-off fall, she turned around and shrieked like a 5 year old when she saw the guy getting back up. "AHH! WTF!?" she quickly took out her handgun, suddenly questioning why she didn't bring a better gun with her, and shot the thing in the head. Almost as soon as the zombie rip-off fell, again, she heard a truck engine start up and, as curious as she was, naturally looked out a window. The truck quickly sped past the house and apparently, hit the crappy old jeep, knocking it into the water below. Serves them right, she thought when she heard a few shouts in Spanish, which she had no hope of understanding. "They teach me how to jump out windows and not get hurt, but they don't teach me Spanish", Ashley said suddenly forgetting about the freaky zombie things outside, "Hell, they don't even tell me where I'm going, or give me a decent weapon!"
Ashley suddenly snapped back when she heard the things outside trying to break down the door that magically closed when the truck passed. "And who the hell closed that door!?" she said while she ran up that stairs that she just found. When she got up stairs, all she found was a window and a door." Well I guess the only logical thing to do is to jump out a second story window and land perfectly unharmed." Ignoring the unlocked door to the side of her that had some stairs that led outside and jumped out the second story window. After she landed, magically unharmed, she turned to the fake zombie rip-offs that where in front of her, gun ready.
Ashley quickly brushed the glass off of her clothes and took out her gun. The three zombies quickly surrounded her just starring. Ashley then took this time to reload her gun and run like hell. She did the most obvious thing to do, go up to the porch and wait. She stood there filing her nails for 10 minutes, until the zombies realized she left. Ashley was still filing her nails, as the zombies threw their various farm tools at her. Being the great marksman they are, missed terribly. One zombie hit the one in front of him, while the other one managed to stab himself. Ashley, finally done, stepped over the corpses of the three dead zombies and was on her way.
After a long and uneventful trip, she came across a door which, apparently, led to a small farming community. Why they would need that I don't know. Just as Ashley was about to open the giant door, she gets a call on her radio. "Hello?" Ashley said, "Yes. Ashley, have you made it somewhere in the middle of Europe yet?" said Hunnigan. "Yeah, but I was attacked by four things that obviously are zombies." "Huh well, that's unfortunate. Well I'm sending you a manual that will tell you things you already know." Ashley somehow received a whole folder from Hunnigan. "Hey, why didn't I get this at the beginning? Wait, I don't need this! I know how to shoot and everything! How do you think I got this job!?" She said, now enraged, "Um...yes. Well, I have to go back to being a useless background character now. Bye!" The transmission ended.
Ashley then somehow opened the giant, heavy door and went through. She walked up the path way to the village, and as being as curious as she was, stopped and saw some random peaceful farmers, who had a lot of twins, seamed harmless. Now convinced that there was no danger, Ashley put her gun away and walked up like she lived in the village. As soon as some random villager saw her, they all dropped their weapons and darted toward her like they were on fire. Ashley, having not noticed the hundreds of villagers charging at her, continued to walk casually to a random house. She went inside, since it was unlocked, again, and went upstairs to lay on the bed.
Just as she was about to lay down, the door to the house was broken down. "Holy crap!" Ashley yelled and quickly drew out her puny little hand gun. But realized she was trapped. Since the only logical thing in a situation such as this is, of course, to jump out another two story window. As she recovered, again unharmed, from the fall, the zombie impersonators didn't noticed she left even though she made a noise loud enough to wake the dead (A/N Ok bad pun.)
Ashley quickly ran into another house only to be greeted by a psychopathic, chainsaw wielding, freak. Ashley shrieked and ran away. Now she was being cased by a ton of psychopathic, homicidal villagers and a chainsaw freak. She then spotted a conveniently placed tower and ran towards it. They'll never get me up here, she thought as she climbed up it. Just as she climbed up the huge tower she looked out and saw that the villagers magically equipped Molotov cocktails and were ready to throw. "Oh WTF!? Come on!" she yelled as she franticly climbed down the tower.
She then ran up a nearby hill which was a dead end. "Well, this is it." she said and prepared herself for the mob of angry villagers coming toward her. She began to shoot and, one by one they fell until, only everyone's favorite psychopathic homicidal chainsaw wieldier was left. Somehow she didn't run out of ammo and shoot him until he died. Ashley did a little victory dance. This was then followed by a robot.
She then proceeded to pick up little treasure chests, all of which looked like it held the same amount of money, and ammo dropped by the villagers. Ashley then wondered why the villagers would carry ammo and treasure boxes with them and walked to the exit.
