This is my first Once Upon a Time story. I don't own the show or any characters.

This idea came from my cousin

It happened when I wasn't looking. I was more listening than watching a rerun of Once Upon a Time. I had just gotten back from my cousin's house and was half watching half sleeping. When i got up to go get something to eat i was knocked to the ground by Captain Hook falling out of the TV.

"What the Hell?!" We swore at the same time.

"You!" I said surprised. Of course the character i hate the most falls out of the TV. This better be a dream.

"Do I know you lass?" He asked as he sat away from me rubbing the back of his head.

"Not personally." I said trying not to freak out.

"That's too bad." He said then he looked around. "Where am I?"

"Umm...my basement?" I offered him.

"Okay, how'd I get here?" He asked.

"Do I look like I know?!" I shouted at him.

"No need to shout." He said.

"Well Then you shouldn't have fallen out of my TV!" I shouted again, now i was really freaked.

"Well I'm sorry! I can't help where they hit me." Hook told me, he stood and went over to the TV. "And did I really? How's that work?"

"Again, Like I know." I told him getting annoyed.

"Well, you know me so tell me your name." Hook said ask he continued to mess with the TV.

"Yeah, like I'm going to give my name to a crazy pirate psycho bastard." I said sarcastically.

"What?" He asked.

"Nothing." I replied.

"No, you just called me a crazy psycho bastard." He said.

"Yeah well you're too obsessed with revenge so I'll call you what I want." I said.

"Just tell me your name lass or I'm gonna make one up for you." He told me as he sat in my swirly office chair.

"I'm Tiffany." I said.

"Hook." he responded.

"Obviously." I muttered sarcastically. "Now that the introductions are over go back!"

"Like I know how." He said without moving. "I probably got pushed through by magic and since I don't have any, I'm not going anywhere."

"Well you're not staying here." I told him.

"Sorry to say I am." Hook replied smugly.

"Why?" I asked.

"Nowhere to go, Love." He answered.

"Fine." I caved. "but don't ever call me 'love' again. First thing in the morning you're going to my cousin's house."

"Why?" He asked

"Because I'll not be keeping a crazy psycho bastard in my house thank you." I replied. "You can sleep on the couch over there."

I pushed him out of my game room and into my brothers, then fell asleep on my own couch thinking about how to explain this to my cousins.

Author's note

This is definitely a first for me. I don't usually write myself into stories.

This is an idea that my cousins thought up. They like hook, I hate his

guts so this is the result.

Please review and please let me know if there are any spelling or grammar

mistakes that I've missed.

~TFKpuppet~