Narrator POV

Harry Potter went through a hard life after graduating from school. After Voldemort gained power and all were weak he forced Harry into become a wrestler for otherwise, he would kill Harry. Over time, Harry learned to enjoy wrestling in the WWWL. The Worldwide Wizard Wrestling League was of great importance to people who had nothing better to do but watch people fight for money.

Harry and his husband eventually were in desperate need for money due to Harry's lack of muscle. He pondered on what to do to become a better wrestler and remembered what his role-model Barry Bonds did. Harry earned a decent pay after using steroids. He felt better about himself and was glad to help his family.

After a long day at work Harry came home to his homosexual husband, Dumbledore. "Dumby baby, how was your day?"

"Good Harry Beary, where do you want to go out for our anniversary?"

"I'm busy tonight."

"Doing what!?"

"Just some WWWL business."

"Oh. I am really disappointed in you Harry this would be our 50th anniversary."

"Weren't you supposed to die in the 7th book?"

"Yes, but who is counting? All they care about is you and your stupid friends. How are they anyways? Have you talked to them recently"

"No.... Hermoine and Ron have 14 children and kind of have their hands full."

"It's a good thing Ron is faithful! Otherwise Hermoine would be all alone with over a dozen kids!"

"Ya, good thing. Well, I'm off I will see you soon my love I am so sorry I had to cancel our plans. There is always next year."

"So true!"

"Oh Ron where are you off to?" Hermoine said.

"I'm going to a wrestling match with my brothers. I will be back soon my dear!"

"Alright but remember not to spend any money! We need it for our 13 children!"

"Didn't we have 14?"

"Nah, one died yesterday. I threw it in the pile with the others."

"Ok, but be sure to put them in the recycling bin! STOP GLOBAL WARMING!"

"Alright dear. See you tomorrow and try not to get to drunk!"

"No promises," Ron said as he ran off into the night.

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