The Princess Slayer
A/N I don't own Buffy or the movie princess Bride. Also Spike and Angel are Human.
A/N Words like *this* are Dawns notes BOLD is what Tara is saying
The story begins when 15-year-old Dawn Summers had just got her tonsils out.
Her friend Tara McCray was in the Summers living having her turn watching the kid. Dawn handed Tara a note, which read
*Tell me a story*.
"Okay Dawnie," Tara said, " You'll like it, it has Fencing. Fighting. Torture. Revenge. Giants. Monsters. Chases. Escapes. True love. Miracles."
Tara received another note *as long as it is not about the hell I live in now*
"Trust me it's not," Tara said, "Shall I begin"
Dawn nodded
Elizabeth was raised on a small farm in the country of Florin. Her favorite pastimes were riding her horse and tormenting the farm boy that worked there. His name was William, but she never called him that. Nothing gave Elizabeth as much pleasure as ordering William around.
~
"Farm boy," Elizabeth said, " Polish my horse's saddle. I want to see my face shining in it by morning."
"As you wish," William replied.
"As you wish" was all William ever said to Elizabeth?
"Farm Boy," Elizabeth said, ". Fill these with water ----please."
"As you wish," William replied as usual.
That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying, "As you wish," what he meant was, "I love you." And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back.
"Farm Boy," Elizabeth said, "fetch me that pitcher."
"As you wish," William again said as he embraced her in his arms and gave her a long kiss...
~ Tara stops and reads the note she just got-
Buffy would be pissed if she heard this story*
"Ye of little faith," said Tara, "I'm just getting warmed up." ~
William had no money for marriage. So he packed his few belongings and left the farm to seek his fortune across the sea. It was a very emotional time for Elizabeth -
"William," Elizabeth said, ", I fear I'll never see you again."
"Of course you will luv," William said "But what if something happens to you?" Elizabeth said, "what if you get attacked at night by a gang of pirates or something"
"I'm a survivor," William said, "now my little Buffy I will come for you" "Promise Will," Elizabeth, asked, "I swear on my heart."
A/N I don't own Buffy or the movie princess Bride. Also Spike and Angel are Human.
A/N Words like *this* are Dawns notes BOLD is what Tara is saying
The story begins when 15-year-old Dawn Summers had just got her tonsils out.
Her friend Tara McCray was in the Summers living having her turn watching the kid. Dawn handed Tara a note, which read
*Tell me a story*.
"Okay Dawnie," Tara said, " You'll like it, it has Fencing. Fighting. Torture. Revenge. Giants. Monsters. Chases. Escapes. True love. Miracles."
Tara received another note *as long as it is not about the hell I live in now*
"Trust me it's not," Tara said, "Shall I begin"
Dawn nodded
Elizabeth was raised on a small farm in the country of Florin. Her favorite pastimes were riding her horse and tormenting the farm boy that worked there. His name was William, but she never called him that. Nothing gave Elizabeth as much pleasure as ordering William around.
~
"Farm boy," Elizabeth said, " Polish my horse's saddle. I want to see my face shining in it by morning."
"As you wish," William replied.
"As you wish" was all William ever said to Elizabeth?
"Farm Boy," Elizabeth said, ". Fill these with water ----please."
"As you wish," William replied as usual.
That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying, "As you wish," what he meant was, "I love you." And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back.
"Farm Boy," Elizabeth said, "fetch me that pitcher."
"As you wish," William again said as he embraced her in his arms and gave her a long kiss...
~ Tara stops and reads the note she just got-
Buffy would be pissed if she heard this story*
"Ye of little faith," said Tara, "I'm just getting warmed up." ~
William had no money for marriage. So he packed his few belongings and left the farm to seek his fortune across the sea. It was a very emotional time for Elizabeth -
"William," Elizabeth said, ", I fear I'll never see you again."
"Of course you will luv," William said "But what if something happens to you?" Elizabeth said, "what if you get attacked at night by a gang of pirates or something"
"I'm a survivor," William said, "now my little Buffy I will come for you" "Promise Will," Elizabeth, asked, "I swear on my heart."
