"Miroku, why do you have to drag me and Koga on all of your little bitch escapades? They're all ugly whores who use you to do their bidding." Koga hit Inuyasha upside the head and gave him a deadly glare. "Are you implying that my mate, Ayame, is one of those bitches that Miroku spends the night with?" If looks could kill then there would be nothing left in a 2-block radius.
They entered the restaurant that Miroku had talked about earlier wondering about the name. The Roller Rink Restaurant. It seemed like it would be a little sissy place but ended up shocking them at what they saw inside. It had a very large bar with a wall behind it filled with assortments of liquor. It had a full sized dance floor and a D-j in the corner controlling the sound system. Tables surrounded a roller rink that was the size of almost half a football field. They didn't see a waitress so they waited.
A few minutes later a girl who looked like a teenager skated up to them. She wore a snug black leather skirt that accented her curves. Her deep red top stoped 2 inches above her belly button that had long sleeves. Her movements flowed as she headed towards them. Her hair in a high ponytail like Koga's only hers was jet black and wavier. Koga had to look away 'cause his mate would be pissed that he looked at another girl with his jaw dropped.
"How may I—Miroku!?!" The girl skated up to Miroku, hugged him and planted a kiss on his cheek. For a moment they were all stunned, especially Miroku, then it hit him. "KAGOME!?!" Inuyasha crushed his sensitive ears even closer to his skull under his bandana at the loud sound. "Could you not scream so loud!?!!!" Kagome released her death hold on him and stepped away. "Yep, that's me!" Koga was still in shock while Kagome took them into a back room so they could talk privately.
Koga suddenly screeched, "You're the 'angel' that Miroku keeps saying is innocent, kind, beautiful, and over all outgoing?!!!!!!!!!!!" He just stood there shocked. Kagome sighed and put on her most beautiful smile. "Miroku," Her voice was sickeningly sweet. "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STOP SAYING SHIT LIKE THAT TO YOU'RE FRIENDS OR ANYONE FOR THAT MATTER?!!!!!!! THE LAST GUY YOU TRIED TO HOOK ME UP WITH WAS A COMPLEETE AND TOTAL ASS! SO NO MORE MATCH MAKING UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO CANCEL ALL OF YOU'RE HELLO KITTY AND BARBIE SUBSRIPTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Her beautiful and dangerous smile graced her features once again. "Okay?" Miroku vigorously shook his head signifying that he did.
"Miroku has Hello Kitty and Barbie stuff?" Inuyasha asked pointing to the pervert in question. "Yeah, once he got a life sized version of Kelly when he was 7, you know the little girl. He ended up mak---" Kagome was cut off by Miroku's hand clamping her mouth shut.
"No way in HELL are you going to tell them what happened!" Something wet touched Miroku's hand and he withdrew it from Kagome's mouth instantly. "Do you know how disgusting that is?" This time he couldn't react fast enough and the truth came out.
"He ended up making out with her and I got it on his Hello Kitty video recorder." The room was silent for a while before Inuyasha and Koga broke into uncontrollable laughter.
"Miroku was that desperate to get laid!?!" Inuyasha asked in between laughing fits. "I wonder if Miroku gropes his DOLLS!?!" Koga said after he got his muscles under control. "He kisses Hello Kitty good night." Kagome stated matter-a-factly. This sent the 'baboons' into another fit if uncontrollable guffaws. Miroku was tired of everyone laughing at him so he was going to get payback.
Miroku took a deep breath. "INUYASHA AND KOGA ARE VIRGINS!!!!!!!!!!" The two in question stopped laughing and looked up from their spots on the floor. "Dude, that wasn't a good payback." Koga stated matter-a-factly. "Yeah a lot of people are virgins." Inuyasha exclaimed, unfazed.
Kagome then decided to interrupt with the comment, "Besides, demons have to be really careful about who they mate other wise the rest of their life's gonna' be hell." The demons in the conversation chimed at the same time. "How the HELL did you know!!!?!" Miroku started sulking. "You know… that demon training in miko-school gets annoying when you start acting like a smart-alec." Kagome rolled over to him and hugged him around the neck. "I know… And I do it just for you." Miroku just groaned.
