-1 Edward's P.O.V

It was only yesterday that I met my "twin". Except for the fact that this "twin" was a girl. She called herself "Edward Shambulla" and said that was her real name. I asked at least a million times what her real name was.

"Edward Shambulla is my real name," she would argue. This made me even more frustrated. A girl named Edward had to be insane! She even claimed that she had a friend named Rosalie Shamu! I had asked her if this Rosalie person was a boy, jokingly of course. Thankfully, she said no, "that it was Rosalie's 'twin'!"

I couldn't believe my ears! Someone impersonating a twin that doesn't exist! Then again, though, our past was a bit jumbled. And perhaps this Rosalie did have an abandoned twin at birth. And maybe they were both turned into vampires. But when I listened carefully, I could hear "Edward's" heart beat.

Edward Shambulla would follow me around and I would get so angry, that she said I was having "spaz attacks!" That did it. I was yelling so loud one morning when she was following me at my house(Carlisle and Esme loved her 'sense of humor' and let her come in), that I bet that slobber mouth dog Jacob could hear us!! She took this as a joke and would shout "Spaz attack! Spaz attack!!"

Everyone in the house was making fun of me. Emmet would say, "Wow Edward! That really is your 'twin'!!" That would crack everyone up. "She yells just as loud as you!!" We would have a little fight over that while everyone was laughing. I couldn't take it anymore!

Even my dear love Bella was laughing! It was driving me mad!! Now what was I supposed to do? Then it hit me.

I asked Edward Shambulla if she would bring her friend Rosalie Shamu over. Edward Shambulla obediently said yes and invited Rosalie Shamu over for dinner at our house. Not a minute late did this Rosalie appear. Shockingly, it did look almost as if she was a twin!

I brought Edward Shambulla and Rosalie Shamu into the family room, where I had everyone sitting. Alice was, of course, already in on what I had planned. She giggled quietly as I introduced the two. When I said that Rosalie Shamu was Rosalie's twin, Rosalie's face turned as red as blood. Everyone stared at her and then back to Rosalie Shamu. A burst of laughter filled the room. My plan had worked perfectly!

Soon after, everyone was complimenting on how much alike the two Rosalie's looked! As night had finally arrived, Rosalie Shamu and Edward Shambulla said that it was time for them to leave. They said they were heading out through the country, trying to visit all the states and cities.

"Don't worry!" Edward Shambulla said just before leaving, "we'll be back soon!" At that, I groaned and they left. Hopefully, forever!