Hello everyone, i am the Undertaker. Ciel Phantomhive and I have deciced to tell you the events of the "week" that I had to look after him and his manor. The chapters from Ciels Journal are writen by him and the ones from my journal are writen by me! i hope you enjoy it, it is quite funny!

disclamer: ok this is on fanfiction... if we owned black butler this oviously wouldn't be on fanfiction.


Signing the worn letter with a flourish or his heavy quill, Ciel Phantomhive leaned back with a sigh. "Sebastian,"

In an instant the raven black butler was at his side with a tea kettle.

Ignoring the navy and gold china tea cup that his servant held out to him, he spoke almost angrily. "Take this letter to the president of the United States."

"But my Lord that would take me almost a week. Who would take care of y-" Before he could continue Sebastian was stopped by an annoyed Phantomhive.

"I can survive without you for a week Sebastian. Leave as soon as you can find another caretaker."

'Caretaker, that gives me an idea,' thought the black clad butler.

With a small smile and a bow the demon nodded and was gone.

Not even two hours later, Ciel was still seated at his desk reading over a favored poem, from Edgar Allen Poe, when the door suddenly flew open with out warning. He looked up startled. A tall, gray haired man, in a long coat stood before him along with his butler.

"My Lord I have found your caretaker and gaven him instruction of to care for you as he sees fit." With that, and a quick bow, the devil snatched up the letter off of the desk and was gone.

The dumbfounded earl looked up at the man and finally choked out his name. "T-the Undertaker!"